Guffaw!

uh...

is that dog okay?

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Borzois are apparently good bois. I've never had one but I assume the greyhound is in there somewhere and those are also very temperate bois. Also surprisingly lazy.

it's for sniffing around corners

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DANGER NOODLE

I hate how dog shows have completely destroyed some breeds

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>I'm not a furry. I'm not a furry!
I'M NOT A FURRY!

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Pic related?

The fursecution is nigh

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The pic in question has a sever overbite. Not being displayed as prime stock or anything, people just think it's funny.

Though I hear show gemeran sheps can have overly extreme sloped backs. Show greyhounds are also very different from actual, robust racing dogs. Which is how they should be IMO, as they are in the intended environment.

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Did he just use his tail as propeller?

bro "purebreed" pugs are completely different from how they were even 30 years ago.
these retarded fucks breed them specifically for curly tails and scrunched up faces so they have spine problems and issues breathing.

why long

top left for me

Kino

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Why would you care?
Dogs are here to entertain us. It's not like we need them to protect our sheep or something

This looks exactly like our receptionist.

Tails if be real

The dog is giving him the "fuck me" eyes

looks that way

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>Why would you care?
ah, a sociopath

Fellow golden retrievers, we must increase our diversity by inviting pitbulls to our societies.

my dog protects me from bugs that dare enter my abode

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Based.

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Bottom right for me.

I am just a big kitsune lover

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For me it's top left.

>tfw i let moths in the house because its funny to watch my overweight house cat launch himself 6 feet in the air to snatch one out of thin air for a snack

>muh animal suffering
I bet you eat meat. If not you, then your dog.

I assume you have never seen a golden retriever in your life

Hello newfag

>muh animal suffering
yes, as I said, a sociopath

i assume you have never heard that joke

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same.

tf are you on about

oh I'm retarded
I have heard the joke but only with actual retrievers, I didn't think about the nose thing

Whatever hypocrite

how is this thread allowed but hunger games gets banned?

Its for stability, cats do it too sometimes.

Everyone laugh at the idiot man!

>buddy gets French bulldog
>doesn't save any money
>gets herniated disk because they're inbred as shit
>asks me for four grand for surgery that will probably not work and even if it does has a 60% chance of happening again within a year

;_;

Because mofu mofu is kino and hunger games are not

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everyone is a hypocrite somehow, you're still a sociopath

I see nothing wrong with this.

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Cute, but also legit kind of terrifying. I've had cats and dogs all my life but jeeze. Even domestic ones are still predators and kinda creepy sometimes.

Dogs are carnivorous. Besides, intentionally inducing lifelong suffering for the sake of aesthetics is arguably less ethical than killing for food.