If Shantae uses her hair as a weapon why doesn't she grow out her pubes to use them as a weapon as well?

If Shantae uses her hair as a weapon why doesn't she grow out her pubes to use them as a weapon as well?

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She's 16

I honestly liked it better when they didn't give the characters ear-shattering voice overs. Shantae's is particularly bad in seven sirens the rest of the characters like Risky and Sky sound super amateurish.
>EEEEEEEEEEEK

Not canon

Why doesn't grow her belly to make better bellydances?

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She's not going to be 16 forever, you fuck.

Gross

What do Shantae pubes smell like?

I was a mass of pubes at 12 and females hit puberty earlier.

Curry.

Cookies

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How many cartoon characters have personally thanked you for defending them from porn?

Gross

So what?

And that's a good thing

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>Shantae
More like SHITASS HEYYOOOOOO

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HEYOOOOOOOOO
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She's hot.

How hairy?

Why do so many people draw Shantae fat?

Yeah. And you start getting pubes at like 12 years old. What are you trying to say?

Because it's dumb as fuck, attach a makeshift flail to your pubes and tell me how it went

How was sirens curse?

As opposed to your head?

Kek.

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Blessed.

Who is worse, fatfags or footfags?

Because it's pleasant to think about fat Shantae bellydancing with her soft brown curves jiggling and bouncing all over the place.

Finally pubes, she's an adult now

Yes

fatfags, don't even try to turn this anti-footfag.
Also fat feet are horrid