Your tyranny is over Peach

There is nothing wrong with royalty. If peasant peons would spend less time being jealous and instead work on improving themselves they would become royalty too.

Sometimes I wonder how many people remember how the French Revolution ended.

But her last name is Toadstool.

If I remember right one of the Toads in Mario 64 says Bowser created the worlds within the paintings, meaning they probably ceased to be when Bowser was expelled from the final Bowser level and the power stars released those trapped in the walls.

Do you think they raped her before the beheading?

Toads are dickless

They get stolen while the castle becomes a Toad Centre of Mushroom Rationality. After a few years the revolutionaries have all cut their own heads off, a Koopa from corsica is suddenly in charge, and the idiot toad who lived in a bath all day who started this dumb fucking revolution is dead.

no, they are very nice little people.

They're literal mushrooms.

how many mushrooms with dicks have you seen?

>Bowser is a master painter and is able to create whole realized worlds with living sentient creatures in it
>never uses this power again

What did Nintendo mean by this?

Pretty sure "Toadstool" was just the American name given to her. To Japan she's just "Peach"

Swap that around and at least one!

what if instead behading her they fuck her on public hahah

Yes, rape is so much worse than beheading after all.

well yeah that way you give birth to counterevolutionaries dumbo.

In order to make sure the toads dont revolt, that koopa disarms the entire mushroom populace then enacts brutal and oppressive laws to keep them in line with his force of armed koopas and goombas

this but unironically

Woah.. It's just like the story of Hitler...

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I think we're talking different toad revolutions, I'm talking Toadpoleon, I think you're doing Toad Tot or Toadman Mao, possibly Toadally Made Up

Why not both?

No, Beheading is a relatively civilized way to kill somebody, if they wanted to go all rape and pillage they could've torn her to bits and hung her from the outer walls.

Because Toadpoleon didn't restrict arms, also the united kingdom of Luigi and Mario were dumb enough to warp Toadpoleon to world 4-Helena and thus Toadpoleon remains one of my favourite dictators simply because he swooced right back in for a second go.

Toads are simps

>the real reason mario and peach aren't officially a couple is that the Toad Simpdom would collapse if it was declared.