I am an expert on Killing Floor lore

I am an expert on Killing Floor lore.
Ask me anything.

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Why didn't the bankers stop funding Horzine after the all those failed experiments? Did they want Europe to fall? Did Horzine know they were supposed to create failures?

Why was the based britbrownbong trader from KF1 not present and instead we got 3d printer french whore trader in kf2

Please explain why Rachel went from QT player character to that godless fucking thing in KF2.

While we're at it besides that:

>Is the original Kevin a patriarch too or are the patties just zed-ified clones of him?
>Is the clot still the basic state that every zed besides sirens and stalkers evolve from? If so, how do we go from lanky Nosferatu guy to the fucking Fleshpound without unsustainable roid dosage?
>Where the FUCK is the KF1 trader?

Why do stalkers make my peepee hard

Why is kf2 shit

I haven't fapped in over 2 weeks and I can't tell if the depression and lack of boners is from not fapping or if I'm just hitting a new low

>Why was the based britbrownbong trader from KF1 not present
She's dead

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What's Horzine's plan right now? The entire world is suffering from zed outbreaks at the moment, correct?

>not saying Killing Floore
YOU DUMB BITCH. MISSED THE SHOT MISSED THE SPOT!

Why is KF2 so shit compared to the original?

KF2 trader > KF trader

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They stopped funding Horzine when they realized that Dr. Clamely was exclusively creating monstrosities.
By that point it was too late. The Patriarch had already begun utilizing his creations to pillage and kidnap for more experiments. Resources were essentially limitless at that point, but without worldwide resistance and knowledge.

Horzine's staff was mostly oblivious to what was happening beneath them on the lower levels. It was only when The Patriarch was created that many of them started asking questions and jumping ship.
Supposedly the staff began disappearing before Dr. Clamely's modifications and fled to report their issues to the government.
Horzine is allowed to operate as is because it is comprised of scientists that know the most information about battling the Zeds. Dr. Clamely founded the company but those remaining are focused on stopping his world domination out of guilt and duty.

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Mrs. Foster
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She was killed in the nuke that went off at the end of the final officially released map in KF1.

The original Kevin is hidden away from all the action. Whenever he upgrades himself he updates the cloning blueprints.
There is a original Patriarch that has an unknown location. He dispatches his clones to fight while he himself avoids being killed. He also has dormant clones all over the world so KF 3 will likely have maps all over the world instead of Europe.

Horzine is comprised of Scientists that worked under Dr. Clamely. The world governments are funding them because they are the most knowledgeable people on Earth when it comes to Zeds. It is why every mercenary fighting the Zeds is considered an employee and gets to use trader pods.
Horzine is a force for good now. The Patriarch resents this but appreciates how effective their technology can be.

Because you have autism and shit taste.

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Why am I killing zombies in the first place and who is the announcer lady?

Endless mode trader > Monster Ball Trader > Smelly disgusting french whore trader

you're being paid to clear out areas that had zed outbreaks

They aren't zombies. They are mutants with mind control tech created by a mad scientist obsessed with cloning his dead son. This scientist was named Kevin Clamely and began cloning them for his own army. When he began doing this he recruited an old graduate friend of his named Hans Volter to aid in more effective killing machine creation.
Initially they were part of a government funded super-soldier program. After funding was cut he went mad and began illegally acquiring resources while lying to his remaining staff.

Shortly after he amassed an army he genetically and cybernetically enhanced himself with said staff and created a blueprint for a clone based on himself that could command and lead large groups of the mutants. He named himself and his clones "The Patriarch".

Note:
The bloat is not a mutant, and is infact a kidnapped survivor that has been pumped full of a failed weight loss drug that mutates their innards and rots their brain. With a chip installation they can be very effective shock trooper units.

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Why do they have cleavers and where do they get the cleavers

Why does the patriarch have lines that hint at the mercenaries being used by current Horzine for something even more nefarious?

Why did you put robots in a game that’s about zombies?

from the "bin it" bins in UK of course

Shit I forgot your second question.

Announcer lady is named Karen Strassmen and is mostly irrelevant. Just some random french bitch because TripWire Interactive.was sick of "American Woman guiding shooter protagonist #9768"

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Well that’s interesting guess I know why I’m fighting them thanks

What’s in the healing syringes?

KF2 is non canon

What’s the current state of the world as of KF2? From the looks of the stages and bios for these guys it seems like it’s pretty bad

what do the survivors do w all the dosh they earn from killin these dudes

The Patriarch gives them out because he thinks it's funny.

Horzine initially created robotic soldiers to fight the mutant army when the government began funding them(D.A.R.) but The Patriarch began stealing and repurposing them for combat droids. He created a new version of them and manufactures them alongside his clones.

It's a terrible addition and I would give anything for them to be a variant of mutant. Enemies that don't bleed in a game like this is a terrible idea and I want whoever pushed for them to be added executed for crimes against fun.

His daughter is the reason the EDARs showed up, learn your shit.

Gamer girl pee

Keep it for when the mutant menace is defeated.
If The DNA for Dr. Clamely's son can be deciphered, it can be used to corrupt the cloning process and end the war. The issue is that it's top secret and only known to the Alpha Patriarch.

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Wrong. They are Horzine rip-offs.

Stop using retconned lore.

It's not retconned you dumb fuck it was in an official post either last year or this year. The Patriarch being behind them getting salvaged was a fucking fan theory.

why don't they just give the survivors the best guns for free straight away so they can kill the zombies easier?

where do the survivors live in between attacks on zombies?

pretty cool thread I didn't know KF had a continuous story. I knew some of the backstory but never realized it continued throughout the maps and both games. very neat.

They still have the same lore it's just that now the Matriarch is the one responsible for them which is stupid and gay. The entire Matriarch lore is absolute nonsense and is definitive proof that KF 3 is going to suck dick.

STOP THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD

The survivors aren't given the best weaponry because it is costly to replicate and they need to prove it won't be a waste of resources with their skill level. Mercenaries die a lot.

Survivors live anywhere but Europe. It is currently not a worldwide apocalypse quite yet.
Supposedly the Patriarch has dormant cloning facilities all over Earth so that won't last long.

>Survivors live anywhere but Europe
so they boat or fly a bunch of britbongs to the UK and France to fight zombies then fly them back out again? seems like a waste of resources

Explain why they help the Patriarch then.
The Matriarch canonically hates him and his army.

I thought the whole point of 2 was that it is a worldwide outbreak. That's why there's so many different locales now.