What are the shittiest Steam games you know of? I'm trying to figure out if my game is worth the $100 application fee

What are the shittiest Steam games you know of? I'm trying to figure out if my game is worth the $100 application fee.

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If your game makes at least 100 dollars I think they pay you back. They just make the fee so shitters don't just publish shit games, but some people do anyways because they're crazy.

dude just go to Specials and look at some of the stuff on sale

My game is free. I just want to share with the world but not if my game will be rejected for being amateur hour

How long did you make it and are you the only person that worked on it?
I'm honestly curious. As for shit games, Abandoned Knight was so bad according to steam folks it was removed from the store.
For me this game was ok, but broken save/load... well, this is a dealbreaker.

itch.io lets you upload games for free

uhh frog boy, don't you think you should get some people to playtest this piece of shit and give you some constructive criticism

I have worked on this game for a little over a year. Yeah it's just me. The game is free and it's not an asset-flip so I'm hoping I can at least get past the QA gatekeepers

i already uploaded it there but no one played it

no, everyone is wrong except me. people are stupid and I'm just going to give them what they don't know they want

Why release it for free? Get some modest $ from it, you'll feel more motivated to continue work on it or on new one.

>i already uploaded it there but no one played it
What’s its name, is is still there?

WE WANNA SEE THE GAME

it's only a couple hours long, I'm not going to charge for it.

a little over a year, and it's supposed to be like an intro-demo to get people into the full game if and when I finish it, this is basically its own standalone game and everything works as intended for the time being.

over a year? bro you need to charge money for this

By steam game you mean game available on steam or game exclusive to steam?
If it's the former it's morrowind. Excluding asset flips and other such nonsense, this is a game someone might be actually fooled into getting.
If it's the latter idk I don't keep track of exclusives.

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show us your game pussy

I don't know any shit games, why the fuck would I? Only ultra faggots like Jim Sterling care about shit like that. Make your game decent or don't fucking bother, dickhead.

user IF YOU DONT POST THE VIDYA IN 5 MINUTES IM GONNA BOP YOU INTO NEXT WEEK

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im pretty sure they'll take anything that isn't literal malware

Do it faggot I'm hovering over the 'report for advertising/spam' button right now.

>hey whats up everybody its anuslicker34 here with another monotone video where i pretend to not care about shit please watch me my life is depressing and my pets hate me

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I know it's amateur, which is why I don't want to charge for it, I just wanna know if steam will let me distribute there without making me waste $100 to tell me "no your game sucks come back in 5 years"

well I was gonna post it but not now. I don't wanna advertise or spam I just wanna know if I should throw away $100 in the event that steam says no

we can't tell you unless you show it you fucking retard

post it or get the fuck out

the original premise of the thread was asking you to post the worst steam games you know of

And now we want to see your game

stop being a pussy and post it

I don't wanna break any rules bro I just wanna talk about bad steam games

You faggot he was gonna post it

At least explain what it is about

you got a guy, and you can go around and shoot guys
idk its free bro, I'm just trying to figure out how low the bar was set so i didn't waste a whole year for nothing lol

Probably going to spend that $100 on junk food within a week anyways you dirty fucking slob, just drop $100 if you really care about your game.

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post a screenshot that should be enough

Post some screenshots? I'd gladly try your game but those fag will reports

you can't fool me
post shitty steam games or gtfo