How the fuck do I beat this shit?

Zoomer here. Playing MGS Twin Snakes on emulator. I want to go through this shit faster in order to reach the proper games in the series where the graphics is good enough. I haven't played the MG series before. Fuck this boss!

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just give it up, he can read your mind and block everything you do, kojima put him in there to fuck with you, reload and go another way.

Contact the colonel like 12 times. Youll get the answer that way. You're robbing yourself of an incredible journey.

>playing the Shit Snakes version
you could start by playing the actual MGS1 first, not the parody.

>where the graphics is good enough
Kill yourself so we don't need to read shit like this any more

Isn't it the same with just better graphics?

nah the voice acting was redone but way worse

Twin Snake is the definitive edition. In the same way MGS2 on the PC and MGS3 on the 3DS is the definitive editions.

If you don't experience them on the right platform you may as well not experience them at all.

I'm ESL anyway so I don't care. All I care is just a story before I play 4 and 5.

>criteria for good game is graphics
kys faggot, buy a ps4 and play some moviegames then

>In the same way MGS2 on the PC and MGS3 on the 3DS is the definitive editions.

Weren't these games best looking on PS3 in MGS HD Collection?

>kys faggot, buy a ps4 and play some moviegames then

I already finished them all. I have PS4 as well.

>All these people falling for bait
How low this board has fallen.

Where is this bait? I just want to finish off this boss and watch a cutscene so I can progress to MGS 4 and 5 which has good graphics. I don't want just to watch walkthrough on YouTube as it is very boring and I also want to tell all my IRL friends that I finished completely MGS series. WHY THIS FUCKING PSYCHO MANTIS IS SO HARD??? WTF?

HOW? RADIO DOESN'T WORK THERE!

it's not even funny either. I miss when people actually put some humor into their bait.

I PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME ON FUCKING EASY WHY I CANT JUST BEAT IT. YES I'M BIT DRUNK BUT WTF FUCK?

WHY I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH FUCKING CALL OF DUTY? IT WAS EASY AND I PLAYED IT ON EASY DIFFICULTY!!! WHY IT IS FUCKING METAL GEAR SOLID? WHY IT IS SO FUCKED UP?

I FINISHED FUCKING DEATH STRANDING AND IT WAS A GOOD GAME. DID REALLY THE SAME PERSON MADE THIS MGS CRAP? WHY I CAN'T KILL FUCKING BOSS. TELL ME HOW TO KILL IT!

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this is a weird roleplay but I appreciate it

if only it was just the voice-acting. The cinematics are absolute shit too.

THE ORIGINAL ONE IS FUCKING 2 POLYGONS. THE GRAPGICS IS WORSE THAN FUCKING SPRITE 2D GAMES LIKE DOOM 1. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

STOP YELLING YOURE SCARING ME

I'll explain in simple terms:
SOUL

You're supposed to switch your controller to the Player 2 port. Then he can't read your inputs.

Fucking die zoomer

>OLD GRAPHICS
>BAD
THEY ARE PEAK SOUL YOU INSOLENT PEASANT!

LEAVE HIM ALONE HE JUST WANTS TO BEAT THIS DUMB OLD GAME SO HE CAN PLAY 4 AND 5

WHAT PORT 2? I PLAY ON EMULATOR? SO I GO TO CONTROLLERS IN DOLPHIN AND CHANGE STANDARD CONTROLLER TO PORT 2?

The usb 2.0 port on your computer

I DONT WANT TO SEE 2 FUCKING POLYGONS ON MERYL'S TITS AND WANT TO SEE PROPER TITS!

not everything is trolling and bait you fucking dweebs

terrible bait, this isn't funny and if you think it is you desperately need to go back
sage

THEN PLAY MGS4 YOU FAGGOT

....yes? What the fuck is a dolphin?

Based Kojima trolling zoomers 22 years later

So we aren't allowed to discuss video games on Zig Forums anymore?

HE HAS TO BEAT TWIN SNAKES FIRST