gonna be getting a full time job soon and getting raped by rent and other expenses. how much time will i have to vc with the bros and play games?
Gonna be getting a full time job soon and getting raped by rent and other expenses...
why do you have a pair of foam tits
find out for your fucking self
haha nice TITS haha hmilky milkies
To hold his drinks.
Duh!
Are ya blind or something?
Can't you see? It's to hold his drinks.
i was really horny and had some spending money and i made the decision to spend $400 on those. i fuck them sometimes but my dick isn't very sensitive
two hours a day. you will have more actual time but you will slowly become too tired for vidya over time and will abandon it completely
I'm not American so I don't know how wageslaving works there, but back when I had a job from 8am to 5pm I still had plenty of time to play vidya with my friends.
Not sure what rent has to do with anything
I think an onahole is only like 40 bucks dude
that or you'll just want to spend more time doing other shit or if you get a hobby you'll go and do that. happened to me, barely play games anymore but i try to substitute that new time for other life shit. sucks but it's the way it is.
not your blog, faggot
>$400
jesus, bro just get a tenga
>2020
>not having a trust fund
>working
jesus christ how horrifying
I never get the child kidnappers. What do they after? Ransom? Free slave? Organs?
>asking why third world-ers do third world-er things
cunny or boi pussy
Ever heard of child trafficking?
The whole child kidnapping operation was terminated and was consider obsolote in 2005-2006
Also,
>one stupid lamb causes major accident and make kids gone fatherless
Should have charcoal grill it
>$400
you literally could have gotten an hour with a 12/10 for that much
and trust me, I did that once and it was well worth it.
That's the same thing I mentioned above, retard
Jesus christ and to think that I thought my Gwen Tennyson onahole was expensive. At least I use mine a ton.
God they're so fucking stupid
same. it was in vegas and this girl's body was built like a godess. $350 and worth every penny.
>lamb was the cause of death
>not the dumb chink in the truck
Lamb probably caused like $20k in damages tops.
video games also suck nowadays so that doesn't help
bugmen will be bugmen
I get to play pretty much 30 hours or so on the weekends.
Just use my mouth and ass bro.
eh i would feel kinda icky fucking an escort (polite term for prostitute, really). too shy as well. i would feel gross. not like im ever gonna have sex any other way but im good
pirate, you shouldn't use console wannabe platforms like steam and shouldn't pay for digital distribution
>steam
>tf2
kys
>$400
bullshit, you can buy entire torso, legs included, with that amount of money
Different user, but I'd rather blow my load to titty-fucking doujins in the comfort of my own home.
Paid a little less thanks to a discount, and they haven't shown any wear in the past year. Easily one of my better purchases, but I'm also a fiend for paizuri.
Nah, that's exactly how much Chichifeuta Rockets go for if you're getting them from toydemon.
the price is like $200 in japan but as a burger customer you pay a shit ton more. it's the chichifueta rocket.
What the fuck? I can get a life-sized torso for 250€ in Europe.
And I thought I was retarded for spending $200 on a monitor. Fucking hell, man.
>eh i would feel kinda icky fucking an escort (polite term for prostitute, really)
no the legal term. they don't care what you call them lol
>Gwen Tennyson onahole
post pics
These cost $200 if you get 'em straight from Japan. The shipping will also cost you $200 (probably even more now because of Covid and DHL bumping their rates a little) because of the size of the massive box and the weight.
So you just pay $400 for 'em locally with free shipping and don't have to worry about import logistics.
Believe me when I say this thing is tight as FUCK even on my average sized cock. It has 2 vaccum chambers at the end that just suck the head like crazy and you have these little nubs that rub on the underside of your cock that hoop boy I can't even describe it. It's so damn tight and it only gets tighter with each thrust . Well worth the $70 I spent. It's addicting as fuck.
I was expecting a spontaneous combustion from a car driving the other direction
I have a cheap pair of TPE tits that I rarely use, It seems like a waste to not have a whole body attached to it, but I guess that's just me.