Are you winning the game of life?

>Having a dad

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>college degree
>stable employment/housing
>100k+ in savings
>4" dick
what said

Annoyingly most of what I've been keeping an eye on didn't update for like 4-5 months for some reason.

My Dad is pretty awesome. He's never really been into watching cartoons or anything and usually will only watch live action stuff but he really likes watching my animated cartoon/anime/pokemon shitposts on youtube. Its pretty embarrassing tho cause I don't even know if he gets some of the jokes.

>5 inch dick is the average
>whores who are accustomed to monster dildos think your dick is small
If it's not a 10 inch behemoth of a cock it'll look tiny to them, so don't worry too much about that

Sizequeens are not worth your time. They will live a life of perpetual dissatisfaction.

I hate the balancing act of life. I want to push as hard as I can to figure out immortality but you also need to balance against the likelihood you won’t figure it out before you die. We’re 150 years too early and it pisses me off. Otherwise, earning my second masters and had another kid. It’s pretty good.

>Sizequeens are not worth your time
The problem is that nowadays every bitch is hungry for horse cock

Just be a fag instead. It's much easier since men are superior in every single way and even make better women than women themselves.

Men are bigger size queens than women desu

>2nd masters
do you enjoy it? when did you realize it was interesting enough to get a master's?

t. 13%

And I will provide it for them while you be a good supportive cuck boy

The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
So this is all I have to saaaaaaaaaaay

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Find that edit from leddit, OP? Shit's fucking gay

*hits pipe*

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more based than having a father. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are being fed, clothed, raised and reared for at least 18 years solely so you can bring honor and success to the family. All the hard work he puts into you- the 9-5 life, being read stories at bedtime, playing catch at the park, being driven around for sports practice and other extracurricular activities, making sure you have a healthy diet, getting educated. All of it has a simple result: You are more likely to have a successful life as an adult.

Had a great relationship with your father? Great. Guess who benefits? If you're lucky, your husband or wife who also has a rock solid relationship with their father. You're less likely to commit crimes, more likely to finish high school and college, and more likely to make a six-figure salary. Your friends and significant others will get the benefits of your father's wisdom and guidance that he imparted on you.

As a child who has a father, you are LITERALLY getting 20 years of HIS life dedicated to raise and guide you so that you can be a productive member of society. It is the ULTIMATE LEVEL OF BASEDNESS. Think about it logically.

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My father hates me because instead of becoming a dentist like himself I went to musical college, wasted 5 years for mindless fooling around and then went back home, jobless, opportunity-less.

The only thing you'll provide is child support for the 3 fatties you hooked up with while drunk.

That's much better than having someone abuse you throughout your life.

I don't think he should hate you over it; its your life, but that does sound like a bad decision famalam

not really. Raising a child is an ultimate cuckoldry.

t. 41%

Trust me, if I found a way to put a guy's brain in a woman's body I'd do it without a second thought
Men are way more down to earth, when I'm dating a girl I don't have some arbitrary unrealistic expectations, women these days only care about height and dick size

gays love huge cocks

I love huge cocks

I don't get it

13% means black.
41% means trans.

First one? Not too well. I struggled in my PHD program (put too much stress on my self and burnt out badly) so I cut it short and took the masters. Second one has been more fun but I’m juggling a full time job plus I have two kids (2.5 and .5).

I knew the latter, I forgot about the "despite being 13%" meme, what does being fatherless have to do with being trans though?

Adding a bit more. My PhD program was in economics but I’m earning a masters in data science now. One thing I wish I knew at the time was that a degree isn’t enough. You need to make connections. And if you graduate in lean times (I did) too much education can be a problem. If a lot of people are applying, they start culling the over-qualified. Two bachelors and a masters but no job experience? Can only apply to entry level but they’ll think you’re a flight risk and won’t bother talking to you; you’re too educated for the job and have the additional risk of no work experience. I think it’s not such a liability if the economy is running well.

>Dad died when I was barely 2 years old
>If the topic ever is brought up and I say I wish I had him around
>"But user you never really knew him, why do you give a fuck?"
Fuck this society, a child needs someone to guide him or someone to look up to.

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Lack of a strong father figure increases the likelihood of trooning out

>autist obsessed with language
>led to reading and writing a lot of shit
>family has ties to publisher
>gets a bunch of the shit published as a teenager with a sweet ass deal basically no one gets
>never needs to work as such
>as time passed, got autistically into games as a driving force
>ended up showing my knowledge off so much for one game, the devs approached me and hired me on starting with CS, leading into testing, writing, and composing (which I'd always done in the background as well but never for anyone but myself) for them
>the writing and composing is done on my time, as I desire and for the most part I can even avoid testing their mobile trash which I despise all of
>now in my mid 30's with no need to work, but "retired" from my first love which set me up comfortably, and "working" at what I love most in the world currently which leaves me doing the thing I love most basically all day every day
The crippling depression and love of the drain spiraling Pokémon series aside, I think most people would say so, yes.