Work tomorrow

>work tomorrow

save me from this hell

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I'm at work right now
Be quiet

Do Americans really....?

I literally just got home from a shift at wallymart. Ask me anything.

May God have mercy on your soul if you actually work in retail. That is a year of my life I do not want to go back to.

nigger doodoo butthole??

ahahahah humounga nigger butthole doodoo poo!!!!!

heheheheheh xDD ...nigger butthole humonga poo doo..

wow based

>miserable when working full time
>miserable when neet

Why are we even alive

Pretty much. But only in the bakery cooler.

Just buy LINK and pretty soon you’ll never have to work again.

I work in retail and occasionally things will be pretty chill for a week or two and I think "Maybe this isn't so bad..." and then something happens that reminds me why I need to get out of there ASAP

Retails fine if u work in high end boutiques as a manager

t. do that

BOOM BOOM CLAP

what color pants are you wearing right now?

>worked at a kid's show store for 5 years
>worked at a a preppy clothing store for a year
>worked at a rich preppy clothing store for two years
>worked at a shoe store for 6 months
>working now in a grocery store for the last two years
WAKE ME UP

shoo shoo stinky linkies

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Grant, why did you rape her?

>haven't had a job since I left HS
>it's been 5 years

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I've worked at Wal-Mart since I was 17 and I'm 32 now

Don't forget to wear your mask wagecuck.

t.wagecuck

>not working from home and living alone as a video game tester making $45k a year with no kids or wife

Tough

None. Im currently taking a shit at home.

Pick your poison.

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What alternatives for entry level work are there besides retail anyways? Janitorial?

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Mommy Jacinda ended corona virus though

unironically yes. this shit is never forced on anyone by management. these people literally see videos of this shit and think "WOULDN'T IT BE FUN IF WE DID THAT AT OUR STORE"

Get high, fuck and play video games.

Literally the same as me. Thats awkward.

>Bought 100 linkies for about 214 bucks
>Meant as a novelty
>Check a bit ago and see my account reached around 3500 or so at one point in time
>Still in there because I'm lazy

Warehouses are ok if you're an autist and aren't skinnyfat. Or so I'm told.

I seriously can't wait until automated robots take all these bullshit jobs.

No one should have to flip burgers or scan groceries at a register 8 hours a day to make ends meet. Life's too fucking short to be miserable and tired all the time. Humans were meant for greater things

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do you check out all the hot milfs that go there.........have you ever gotten hit on by any of them?

>work a blue collar unionized public sector job
>get to sit on my ass and play my 3DS for most of my shift
Shit's great

The worst coworkers are the 50+ year old boomer females that get overly excited over the fact they're working with younger people.

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You unironically get big bucks from janitorial

Target didn't do this
At least not the Target I worked at.

Call centers and warehouse work. Call centers are worse than retail but at least you're not face to face with the customer. Warehouse is probably the best of the three but will take a real toll on you. Amazon can't find anyone willing to take it even at $15+ an hour because everyone in town knows someone that worked there and got burnt out.

>Fast service needed in electronics. 15 seconds remaining. Who is responding?

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Janitor into a maintenance field is unironically a good paying path for those of us who fell off the tracks in their 20's

Every once in a while when im on the floor. When i was started at 18 i slept with a milf who worked in bakery who was 29. It was great.

Middle aged women are the worst to work with. They'll walk all over you and just expect you to take their bullshit

Walmart is a hellhole, but having a bit of light activity before and after some particularly mind-numbing work is actually really good.

I work overnight at walmart literally the best time to work

Fuck off

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my cousin is like that except he works at Target. I bet you are a cool guy like him.

I play with kids 6 hours a day. Life's good.

The japanese are far worse

I bought $50 worth of dogecoin about 3 years ago

Retail fucking sucks, I worked at home depot for like 2 years and most of the customers were dicks. So were most of the assistant manager. I kinda wanna go back now that I have a great job and be a huge asshole but I'm not that petty.

Fucking commie

Take the NEETpill

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I worked target tech and did not shit for months until i quit

Only cause the store closes at 10PM from Rona, when it opens back up 24/7 I'll be there at 2am asking you where the thing behind me is.

Stop being retarded and start focusing your efforts on making more money for financial freedom and early retirement.

How'd that turn out?

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I did overnights as support for 10 years until they got rid of it at my store. Took them 6 months to figure out daystocking is fucking dumb and now we are starting back nightshift next month.

I mean you just stock shit, right? no need to deal with customer, unless it is one of those mega center 24/7, even then not like many people there at night

Not communism but ok

Have you seen the webm of the demoralised Japanese girl in a GPU costume?

What aisle are the Pop-Tarts in?

Is this what this thread is going to be now? Alright.
>it's a my line being held up for 5+ minutes because the system thinks I'm a retard and won't let me take the salmon off the customer's order without a manager episode

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>did not shit for months until i quit
you ok?

>be in highschool
>break up with GF just before graduation
>get depressed and drop out
>get shit together at 21 get a GED and join Natty Guard
>do good on my job and eventually make it to warrant officer to start flying
>check back in with friend group that has my ex in it
>bitch is working in retail with a useless degree
HAHAHAHHA GET FUCKED YOU WHORE

Theyre the biggest snitches too

>>break up with GF just before graduation
>>get depressed and drop out
>>get shit together at 21 get a GED and join Natty Guard
Why is it not surprising that you're retarded

No stores are going to be 24hours anymore. Atleast in my market.
A-18

>tfw 19.10$ an hour to stock shelves at night
>only have to deal with customers for like the last hour of my shift
>getting a 45 cent raise in 2 months
lmao

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Been a neet for most of my life at age 24. I had a good run but I guess it's finally time to "MAN UP" and go back to being a wagecuck yet again.

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t. working at retail at 28

My cousin used to work overnight at a 24/7 Walmart and while there weren't many people he said that's when you get the crazies. Like some dude who bought a chainsaw, went out into the parking lot with it, cut the roof off of his truck, then drove away.

Not good user. Not good.
I was planning on doing about a 5+ year hold though,

doesn't look demoralized to me, despite being the Jap equivalent of Arthur Fleck with the sign

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For me, it's being a janitor at an offshore detention center. I'm surrounded by immigrants who want to behead me for not worshiping Allah, but the government knows it and they pay me well.

Former call center fag here. They're much more strict. You sneeze wrong, and they'll fire you.

>Was a NEET for 4 years
>Was incredibly depressed when I was
>Sleep super late and wake up at 3pm

I can't imagine doing nothing but pirate videogames/movies and masturbating for the rest of my life.

You can see from her eyes that she has no joy for what she does.

Oh yeah, i forgot to mention that part but yeah, it is the time of the extreme

STOMP STOMP CLAP

>get useless degree at diploma mill
>start working at wally world thinkin I'll get out of there
>still there after 7 years

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daddy dee do dee

>opportunity to move to a night stocker position
>get to wear headphones and listen to music/talk on the phone/whateve
>no interactions with customers at all because the store is closed
>pays an extra $1 an hour

>...still want to work upfront so I can get a year of customer service experience so I can move on to nicer positions and nicer places
I honestly don't know what to do.

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When exactly did "The Customer is Always Right" go from "See a need, fill a need" to "Feel free to abuse our employees."

Why is this video controversial?

>$21 an hour to sit around for seven hours and mop floors for one hour
>haven't had to deal with customers since covid started
>getting a dollar raise in 2 months
lmao

Get a better job. Mine lets me fuck around on my phone for half of the shift.

>Work at inventory
>Climbed to the top of the totem
>Baby mode easy and good pay
>And I can delegate the harder parts to peons (if they are smart enough to do them)

Sometimes is tiresome. But then I see the ones who work at customer service and I think "Glad I jumped that step".

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Yep and they can be vindictive pieces of shit. I had a fat female manager who kept coming on to me and basically wanted to fuck and when I changed departments and ignored her, she started spreading rumours about me being a psycho and she even made an official complaint with HR. Luckily everyone saw through her bullshit, but it was a wake up call.

I'd love to do that but there's no security guard on duty overnight and I'm not taking any fucking chances in this hellhole.

I was a night stocker at a Michaels and it was very relaxing.

Should have gone to a trade school

Gitmo?

It's not your fault. It's society's fault.

Thank Goodness I left Retail and do Construction.
Better pay and so forth

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Trade jobs, you don't even need to graduate high school for some of them.

>Customer pointed a gun at me because I had to tell him that we were putting a limit on milk because of COVID.

How’d you escape? Just found a job?

Get the customer service experience. Gotta think about the future my man

Take the year of customer service. Even if the opportunities it opens up for you pay less than you would make staying where you are, take those too because they will lead to way higher paying jobs than your current one. I know people who never wanted to leave retail manager positions because of the money the made but once they were out of there and moving up they regretted not acting sooner.

Would it be worth it, considering the social/political climate right now? Also thought about the possibility of being an EMT or a Firefighter.

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An arts and crafts store needs an overnight stocker?

Truth
Repeal the 19th

Do you want to leave it?

Zig Forumsnigger here
I've really come to realize that I don't actually hate fat people in general, it's only the fat women who end up being vile cunts.

>worked as a bus-boy for 2 months in high school, fired for autism, very happy I never had to work retail/food industry again
>went and studied physics, did warehouse-tier work for $20/hr because preppy-little shits didn't want to do manual-labor for a work-study position so they overpaid
>get a good fellowship to get my phd in a field I absolutely love and would never wish for another soul-crushing job, will make 2-3x current salary once done w/ phd
I've stopped going to most retail stores because the pain of watching you guys suffer hurts my soul far too much. I just order everything online. I can barely stomach watching waiters/cooks in the back at any restaurant.
I'm sorry my fellow board members. May god have mercy upon you one day.

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Do you not have any skills? No degree? A trade?

tough call
i was in similar spot b4 when i started my IT job
night is more chill (at first) but it is slow as fuck
day is busier, go by faster and i indeed learn a lot more from it
still end up getting to night shift because the IT position in that company is like the dark art teacher in harry potter beside the 2 older dudes who started there since beginning
I end up quitting that spot because the faggot "manager" (owner's nephew") and they keep jerking me around with scheduling

how much do you make?
I wish I would have stuck with my first job at pizza hut. I could have been my boss's boss by now it was so easy.

That's a jail for terrorists. I'm at an immigrant processing center that's offshore. Being offshore makes it easier to turn people away from a legal viewpoint, because people never set foot in the country and they can't just have a baby and get citizenship that way.

It honestly fucking sucks. American work life is hellish

>I keep praying to God to smother me with coronachan so I get a two week sick leave
>job requires me to be in the public
>healthy as a horse on steroids
>mfw

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