*cools you*

Oh no what the fuck am I gonna do?

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>walk into room
>this guy charges at you
>walk back
>he somehow glitches through the door
>go back to elevator and flip the lever
>dumbass keeps following you and falls to his death

>random ass enemy
>not even a boss
>10X faster and more aggressive than anything in DaS1&2

This is why DaS3 filtered so many seething casuals who can't play without passive poise like

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yeah when I first started I was surprised at how much roll stamina I had, thought it would cripple the game till it started to throw these fuckers at me

Poise being determined by your weapon is a fucking stupid idea that does not make any sense.

hyperarmor actually forces you to time your attacks to take advantage of it instead of the braindead poise of the first game, only hypercasuals complain about it

>noooooooo you can't make a feature require actual thought and timing to take advantage of nooooooooooo I need my easy mode crutch nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Hyper armor is great you fucking retard.

> The only actual difficulty slider in the game is the aggressiveness of the bosses

Literally the less aggressive a boss or miniboss is, the easier. This fucker is genuinely more difficult than Aldritch, the Dancer and Old Dragonslayer Armor (or Ornstein the Third).

Also what the fuck is up with the fan service in this game? It's just so embarassing...

To me slow bosses are a lot harder because they take more time to read.

The two prince brothers were a pain in the ass to me because you have to time your movement with the slow casting of the brother in the back. The other bro is fast fuck and thus much easier to read.

>fighting twin homos
>big homo teleports
>'oh shit better dodge but I need to wait and get a good look at his attack so I don't panic dodge'
>camera takes too long to turn around and see big homo
>he slams me with massive fire schlong before I can dodge because camera fucked me up

reminds me of dmc days

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>>*cools you*

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>mechanic told me to think so I says to the mechanic FUCK NO!
>then I went online to bitch about it for 5 years

That boss was easy imo the only move that would catch me was his plunging attack but aside from that he's got pretty easy to read moves

same energy

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big ragey fuck, the little ones did nothing wrong

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Explain right fucking now the difference between super armor and hyper armor

this fucking cum biscuit
>it sees me
>jumps to me
>I melee
>it isn't staggered, grabs me
>nearly all my health gone
>it jumps off
>I roll back and try to heal cause im 1 fcking hp away from losing like 90,000 souls I needed to reclaim
>cunt jumps to me in 1 frame, grabs me again
fuck these pieces of shit, I swear they were coded to specifically spam grab and do no other attack

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>enemies that are harder than bosses

The lothric knight on the high wall by the dragon killed me more than any boss in the game

first thing I did when I got ledos hammer was bee line to all the fucks who analed me in the past, lothric knight at wall, cathedral knight by the elevator, those fucking sekiro skeletons

Best feeling ever

I can't believe you motherfuckers are actually defending From killing passive poise when they JUST fucking fixed it in DaS2. Give me one good reason they shouldn't have just ported over that system.

>trash tier weapon
only for scrubs and r1 smoothbrains

A real bitch to deal with until you realize they’ve bad tracking towards their off hand, like most other enemies with weapons.

never really had an issue with the icy dudes

it was those fucking upright lycanthrope assholes who spam the floaty instakill jump attack that always got on my nerves

what a terrible game

Those spastic Corvian fucks in Ariandel are some of the most annoying enemies in the game

DaS2 poise system is still too much a casual crutch to lean on.