Fun things you'd do if you were there

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cum inside pusy

Slytherin panty raid

date rape whoever I want rape them

transmute stuff into silver and gold so I can live as a king among normies

Discover as much healing magic as I could, turn the room of requirement into a gym and make all kinds of gains

Based pusy poster.

Eat too many beans and die.

But how you'd accomplish that?
Bold, you'll make a fine Gryffindor
Off to Hufflepuff with you
Now that is a Slytherin attitude
Based Ravenchad
Definitely a Hufflepuff

I'd bully wandlets

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Basado

B-b-but we're the same house and all.

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turn myself into a futanari

the rigid makes up for being 1/4 off, don't worry

Make friends and have fun :^)

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Nigger deletus

Sex with moaning myrtle

it will be smelly tho because she cant leave bathroom

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The first thing I would do is step back from that cliff. It doesn't look safe. Those rocks could be unstable.

Accio muggleborn crime statistics

My kind of sex is always smelly

Yes she can. She was at Nearly-Headless Nick's deathday party. And she shows up in the prefect bathroom.

oh damn thats a shame

My wand is all kinds of rigid when I'm making out with Slytherin girls, you got that right.

TWO HUNDRED POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN

Replace quidditch with broom mounted aerial dogfighting using magic missiles, flare spells and Spanish guitars.

School shooting since wizards don't know what guns are for whatever inane reason.

mortality rate of students probably wouldn't change much

Only the strong survive.

Id cast engorgio on my dick and fuck the earth.

It all just involves sex with Hermoine, or somehow exploiting magic to live like a Muggle king.