Why is this thing still selling so much?

Why is this thing still selling so much?

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Because it's for people who wants to have sex with trannies[\spoiler]

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It has games.

It has fun video games for people who don’t play online

I just bought one after they announced mh rise and smt. its really popular with girls and kids as well, and those are born everyday

Kids and casuals
Also, why does it matter when the library continues to be trash? It can sell to the world but it will still have next to no games wtf.

This board is obsessed with defending this piece of shit console, but I barely touch mine. You have to basically lower your standards yo get more out of it.

Sounds like you are COPING right now

everyone likes it nigga.

Nintendo games are fun af and they are resisting the woke shit that has fucked much of gaming today.
I love playing it with my kids.
Though the hardware is cheap plastic trash from chyna

Games

Switch exclusives:
>Mario Odyssey
>Smash Ultimate
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Sequel
>Splatoon 2
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna the Golden Country
>Snipperclips Plus
>1 2 Switch
>Fast RMX
>Arms
>Golf Story
>Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle + Donkey Kong Adventure
>Gal Metal
>Kirby Star Allies
>Mario Tennis Aces
>TWEWY ~Final Remix~
>Super Mario Party
>Pokémon Let's Go
>Fitness Boxing
>Yoshi's Crafted World
>Pokémon Sword & Shield
>Animal Crossing: New Horizons
>Fire Emblem Three Houses
>Luigi's Mansion 3
>Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3
>Super Mario Maker 2
>The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
>Astral Chain
>Box Boy! + Box Girl!
>Tetris 99
>Rune Factory 5
>Cadence of Hyrule
>Mario & Sonic at the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games
>Bayonetta 3
>Metroid Prime 4
>Shin Megami Tensei V
>Mary Skelter 2
>No More Heroes 3
>Hatsune Miku: Project Diva Mega39’s
>Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition
>Deadly Premonition 2
>Moon
>Ring Fit Adventure
>Famicon Detective Club remakes
>Brain Training Switch
>Sports Story
>Bravely Default 2
>Taiko no Tatsujin Drum & Fun
>Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX
>Ninjala
>Groove Coaster Wai Wai Party
>Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics
>Good Job!
>Paper Mario: The Origami King
>New Pokémon Snap
>Azure Striker Gunvolt 3
>Bakugan: Champions of Vestroia
>Picross S Series
>Vitamin Connection
>Working Zombies
>Super Mario Bros. 35
>Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity
>Disgaea 6
>Fitness Boxing 2
>Monster Hunter Stories 2
>Monster Hunter Rise
>Kirby Fighters 2
>Pocky and Rocky 2021
>Rolling Gunner
>Axiom Verge 2
>Detective Pikachu 2

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Nintendo exclusive multiplats/ports:
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
>Pokken Tournament DX
>Fire Emblem Warriors
>Bayonetta 2
>Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
>Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition
>Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
>Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate
>New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe
>Rune Factory 4 Special
>Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
>Shantae Gameboy
>Pikmin 3 Deluxe
>Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack
>Super Mario 3D All-Stars
>Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury
>Super Kirby Clash
And more to be announced

It's fun and has nice games. I play games all the time on handheld mode, good stuff

>Why is this thing still selling so much?
The games on the system hold up and Zelda fever. Nintendo has been assaulting us every week with Nintendo news, this week we got a 3rd trailer for age of calamity and Pokemon frozen throne DLC is out this Friday in Japan.

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Nigga I bought one at the end of 2017. I played Zelda, Odyssey and XC2 and sold it. There hasn't been a single new game worth buying a switch for since then. MP4 is still years away and SMTV is not coming out until the end of 2021.

Cope harder.

>pedos buy it to play with children in smash
>trannies buy it to play animal crossing for twitter
>manchildren buy it to play mario and pokemon
>youtubers buy it for views
fun fact: most of those who buy nintendo switch aren't real gamers. they just buy it for online attention

what do real gamers play?

>Why is this thing still selling so much?

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games with actual good stories, challenging gameplay, great and memorable characters, immersive world, and games that make you think and discuss em, etc...

nintendo games are just the same games for 20 years with reskins and they are all made with toddlers in mind

The fact that you put "stories" before "gameplay" shows how zoomer you are.

so what games have all of those things?

kys shill

the fact that you can't think of any game proves that you manchildren don't play anything other than mario and other children games

and the fact that you can't answer a simple question proves that you are probably embarrassed by the "real games" that you play

>spoiler
sounds kinda cute

I can answer that but you will just claim all of them as shit like always just in coping and to save face

>trannies
This is the Switch, not the Snoystation where games are unironically censored because trannies can't stand anything heteronormative, games frequently include tranny shit, and the vast majority of users are trannies or tranny-adjacent.

Whoa whoa we have a MATURE GAMER tm over here

how many times did you fap to your Peach Amiibo, pedo?

Rent free

c'mon, don't feel shy as an user.
we all know your 15 Amiibos of Peach and Daisy are full of your cum

>Trannies can't stand anything heteronormative?
I don't think that works. Trans people don't see them selves as gay, so a tranny would see themselves as the girl in a relationship with a boy but this is Zig Forums, I should know better...

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trannies hate bisexual people because they can have hetero relations

Because it’s a Nintendo handheld with video output and Nintendo handhelds are almost universally successful.