Welcome to the server, please choose your faction

Gonna have to go with Frank. You just can't trust Charles.

Inbreeding and shit genetics. Plus half a dozen invaders fucking the isles for centuries.

i think britbongs have smaller faces so when they get bigger it gets funnier

Islanders.

Is that a re2make jill tatto

When low IQ people prepare for a formal occasion.

Same reason a Lion looks strange to a house cat. You, and every other non Brit being the house cat

I pick left, looks like a bunch of dudes I could at least share a pint with.

guy on the right looks like a chad Sam Hyde

those are middle-class, the guys likely work at either a card dealership or some IT start-up, they're called Deanos

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nothing in common

what's going on with their pants?

Their girth can barely be contained.

>Barely waddles over to the cashier in pants so tight they're just about bursting at the seams
>Points to his groin
>"Oi u 'ave these in 2 sizes smolah?"
>"Sir, this is a children's store and I'm calling the police"

They look like the type of retards who would punch you in the back of the head for no reason then yell CHOON when Put a Donk On It comes on down the pub.

wouldnt catch me dead in jeggins

That's just the normal anglo phenotype as everywhere else, the real question is why the fuck are so many young British women overweight? US gets laughed at for having an obesity problem, but the average british "party girl" looks like she's been bulking for 3 years straight.

because they look like shit

Bros b4 hos

>nobody spotting this eurocuck thinking he's a lion

>this is what God asked you when you were born
Should have come easy mode to be honest.

What exactly does it mean to be a “lion” in this situation? Being African?

They look like monsters.

Vikings took away all of the hot ones

inbred islanders

Big McLargeHuge will choke on a knife like anybody else will. :)

I'm not going to judge how others look, because I'm ugly as sin myself.
Still being a woman is easy mode and I like a challenge.

Deano wouldn’t do that the missus already threatened to take his PS4 after his last fight when he was out with the lads

yep pretty much my life before lockdown.

If these are my option I would go gay

>deano
>middle-class
based fucking retard

Why they look like they don't train legs. That's how you spot a manwhore, they never squat or diddly. just do curls and bench.

>he got memed into doing legs
oh no no no

Some of the guys would look ok with proper clothes, a decent haircut and without tattoos.

They're generally at the higher end of working class or the lower end of middle class.

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they are middle class you muppet, lower class in England is generally stuff like toilet cleaner, nursing home, assembly line, retail

Imagine not having strong legs

Hating how real this is, though US dude bros are just as bad if not more shameless about how forward they are.

im picking the boys. they are fit got some style, not pale so you know they are outside having fun.

>actual rats earning £30k think they are middle class
middle class are fucking doctors and lawyers you fucking cretins, the upper class are the literal millionaires