This is a historically accurate french Paladin

Marrying Astolfo

>Implying cultural and ethnic groups of today existed at that time at all

>He doesnt know

>no visible bulge

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what kind of retard thinks a fucking coomershit meme anime is historically accurate?

hol up you be saiyan that Edison isn't a lion man?

prussian stupid fag

trust me I know
I will still impregnate

Astolfo says _____ rights!

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KING ARTHUR ISN'T A GIRL?!

flesh teeth are disgusting

What kind of retard expects it to be?

what the fuck is wrong with fr*nce?

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He's actually from England and he appeared in mainly in italian made literary works. His rider-fame comes from the Orlando Furioso, a very famous work by Ludovico Ariosto, where he rides a winged horse up to the moon.

Astolfo is just a cross dresser
he arguably isn't even gay

They did, just different ones/predecessors. He was Frankonian (which has a complete different meaning nowadays). Certainly can't call him German or French.

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How long you got?

t. anglo

OP

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this

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Well Zig Forums?

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>doesn't fly to the Moon in order to retrieve his friend Roland's lost reason
>laughs at him when he sees him running around naked instead, while also thinking he's a "big weirdo" doing that for no reason
what a poser

Sure.
And I would pay good money too.

Yes

With my mouth sure

Of course I'd like to,only a faggot wouldn't

Yes.

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That's exactly my point - neither the groups we identify as "german" nor the group we identify as "french" existed at that time, and so we can't claim a strict "charlemagne was X modern ethnic group" relation. This is especially true in the case of charlemagne and the murky line between the predecessor culture's of modern "french" and "german"

Let's call him germanic then

Well I wouldnt want to be homophobic now wouldnt I?

Literally both groups of people were from germanic tribes idiot. The English we know of today were Angle and Saxon immigrants who hailed from northern Germany. The French were Franks, another tribe.

Sure, it sounds like a fun evening

But the english are not the Angle or the Saxons, and the French are not the Franks. It's like saying humans are the same as some extinct monkey because we evolved from the extinct monkey.

Astolfo was always fictional though

The french aren't just franks you double idiot.
What about the Gauls, the Celts, the Normans that came later, the romans from Provence and Aquitania.
Southern France had a whole different language going on in the middle-ages, that's because the Franks lived in the northern part of France only.
Saying that Frenchies come from Franks is grossly oversimplifying.

Well the French are faggots so yeah

here

Also this , thank you for the elaboration

>dilate tranny and kill all faggots
>OOOH YAAAS ASTOLPHO PLEASE STICK YOUR GIRL BUSSY DICKUSSY IN MY ASSY ASS AAAAH UUUUH MMMMGH

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The French and English wouldn't be French and English if not for their respective tribes and their migrations, simple as

I couldn't care less about the Fr*nch, I'm just trying to say that the reason these groups exist today is because of the tribes of yesterday.

And the reason humans exist today is because of some now extinct monkey. Are humans the same as the extinct monkey?

Mwahaaa... the frencsh

There are way more tribes than the Franks that make up what's French now though.

The English too aren't just angles and saxons. What about the britons? What about the normans? What about the Jutes?
You are oversimplifying.