THIS SUMMER

THIS SUMMER

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YOU VISITED THIS BOARD FOR THE FIRST TIME

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>MARIO IS A NIGGER
>SHIIEETZANO
>MAMA MIAS N SHIEEET
>WES GOTSA SAVES DAS PRINCESS N SHIEET
>SHIIET BRO I THINK DA MUSHROOMS BE BAD PISANO

based this guy deserves a movie

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IN A WORLD
>*BWAAAAA*
ONE MAN
>*BWA BWA BWAAAAAAAN*
IS GIVEN CAPCOM’S ENTIRE LIBRARY OF IP’S
>camera zooms in on Paul W. S. Anderson
AWWW SHEIT! LEZ KICK IT
>Rob Base & DJ EZ’s “It Takes Two” begins playing
>rolling shot of New York City
THE WORLDS TOUGHEST MILITARY UNIT
>camera pans up to Milla Jovavich and Chris Pratt knockoff
IS ABOUT TO GET EVEN MORE BADASS
>Milla ignites fucking flaming swords
BUT SHE’S NOT ALONE
>*sizzle reel of B-grade actors*
Actor 1: LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Actor 2: BOGIE ON YOUR SIX
Actor 3: YEAH BABY
Actor 4: This is for my fellow hunters!
FEATURING DANNY DEVITO AS PALICO
“EYYYY UHHH MEOW? WHO’S DA LAWYER?”
>camera pans over to lawyer played by Better Call Saul’s “Bob Odenkirk” in a blue suit and black spiked hair
WHAT’S YA NAME ANYWAY?
“WHY I’M PHOENIX WRIGHT OF COURSE!”

>screen fades to black
>begin hearing slow stomping sound
>shot of water glass rippling plays
“What are we, in Jurassic Park?”
>generic T-Rex walks up
“Hey don’t look at me, it was him!”
>camera pans over at Rathalos, who then roars
>team screams in unison
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>palico fucking shits on the ground
Milla: QUICK GET THE RATHALOS ARMOR
Actor 3: I CANT I HAVE...
>music stops
SENSITIVE NIPPLES
>milla makes angrily confused face
WHAT ARE WE SOME KINDA GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY?
>Fleetwood Mac’s “If You Don’t Love Me Now” begins playing
>team groups up ready to hunt monsters
WHAT ARE WE SOME KIND OF AVENGERS?
>Phoenix jumps on Rathalos’ back and begins riding it
WHAT ARE WE SOME KINDA DRAGON TRAINING VIKINGS NOW?
>cuts to scene of team hiding under rathalos
>chris pratt notices its giant swinging testicles
WHAT ARE WE SOME KINDA TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN?

THE BIGGER THEY ARE
>BWAAAAAAAAAA
THE HARDER
>BWAAAAAA
THEY
>BWAAAAAA
FALL
>BWAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT ARE WE, SOME KINDA MONSTER HUNTERS?

>cuts to black
And who the hell are you supposed to be?
>DmC Dante takes off hood

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>movie comes out
>2 billion at the box office
>goombas are the new minions
>bowser centered spinoff trailer comes out
>i'm the bad guy... duh starts playing

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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>goombas the new minions
>not toads

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