When canon information contradicts the way you perceived things

>when canon information contradicts the way you perceived things

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Grunts are 5'9

> make shit up
> uuuh it's canon now

>you will never be dragged off by a pack of horny jackals (female) and used as their personal pack relief toy
I want out of this boring world

Yo, you guys didn't tell me master chief fucks.

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my main problem with "master chief fucks cortana" is that if you read the halo novels you'd know that the suit automatically jacks master chief off

cool tweet

thanks

Is that a halo youtuber who isn't manlet?
>autistic and likes sprint
Nevermind.

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>only 6 '7
manlet for a space marine

This is fake lore and I hate that people pedal it. Spartans were all chemically castrated.

Holy shit, jackals were huge.

>I'm only an inch shorter than a genetically engineered super human

stop spreading this lie, it's the 2nd time this week I've seen it.

He's 6'10", Google is fucking retarded.

The elites being so tall and light means an AVERAGE human could probably tackle them.

vidya manlets thread?

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40k's galaxy has time and space warped and everyone is actually 5'2" in our measurements. Bunch of angry manlets all fighting each other LMAO

That must be a misprint.

>average height of 2.5m
>average weight of 140kg
wtf they're made to look pretty muscular too, do they have the bone density of a bird?

Master Chief is huge.

Lol no wonder Akuma takes extra damage

yeah wiki says he's 5'10 you're right. Ryu and Ken are right though

Could Zig Forums beat up a prophet like Chief did?

I guess so. Doesnt make sense how strong they are. They would tear their own arms off swigging them.

Zig Forums is weak
and gods must be strong

On a similar note, when learned Charizard was about 5 feet tall

you cant jump like chief, so that's the only issue, but the chair bound prophets are weak as shit and degenerated versions of their species so an average human could beat them

No, they weren't, you fucking retard. That was a risk of their augmentations. Realistically, barely any of them were because those that were are dead.

most pokemon size measures are dissapointing

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>ywn have a qt Jackal gf that's taller than you
Why live, lads?

>you will never be subservient to a kig-yar shipmistress
fuck

and if you read the novels you'd know that cortana interfaces with the suit the same way she interfaces with space ships so she is jerking him off

you don't even need to read the books, she says his suit is like a ship and also makes a joke at the same time calling him fat the first time you meet her in CE, classic bungie writing

>ywn have a family of mercs with your Kig-yar wife
Not like this...