OMFG hair on the pener??? GOTY!!!!

OMFG hair on the pener??? GOTY!!!!

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What drives people to make screencaps without providing links? It's the easiest way to find out whether someone is memeing (if it's fake) or if they saw it on some other site that isn't here and posted it here

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im not going to link u to a (((gaming news website))). just search for the headline and u will find it

Why the fuck are you browsing (((gaming news websites))) in the first place

WHY WONT THEY CONFIRM IF WE CAN PUT DICKS ON CHICKS

WHAT ARE THEY AFRAID OF? ARE THEY PULLING A BAIT AND SWITCH?

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>its first person only
>you never see any of the customization shit
Whats the point?

i wasn't i was given this image by a source of mine!!!

doodoo thread

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Can you change your cars color?

The game is in first person and none of this matters.

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Cybercuck fans are the worst

>no engorged labia options
>no innie and outie roast beef parameters
>no prolapsed anus customization

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To make tumblr happy. CDPR just wanted to make a FarCry clone, but they painted themselves into a corner calling it an RPG.

>No slider for length of prolapsed anus.
DRRROOOPPPPEEDDD

There's nothing like the feeling of a smoothly shaven sack.

Why the fuck are you posting it on Zig Forums!

but why

>4 months hearing about dicks, gender and now pubes
>Nothing about the actual gameplay

SHUT UP ITS IRONIC!!!!

Thats a red flag, game going to be shit

If this is what CD Projekt Red thinks actual gamers care about, then this game is going to flop.

Don't care. I'm still buying Cyberpunk 2077.

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Not with as much as this thing is being marketed. Never seen anything flop with this much shilling.

LOL NO

the feature was scrapped just recently

I am a coomer and that'd be a red flag even for a porn game.

... Destiny?

no you are not

Okay, where are the tits?

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I'm so glad I can change my penis color but not my car color, thank you cdpr.

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>spend time and money implementing completely worthless character customization options
>forget to actually make the GAME part of your game

Not a flop. They even made another and it's still going.
Yeah, it wasn't the massive hit Halo killer they wanted it to be back in 2014, but if it had truly flopped it would've taken Bungie with it considering the astronomical budget.

Damn Gaolang, whatchu doin here?

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Her degenerate art is what pissed off twitter trannies, she's just a based polish granny

>make crazy character creater and have loads of clothing customisation
>it's a first person only game
FUCKING. WHY.

How much you wanna bet that, even assuming you can change breast size which I'm not counting on, the biggest you can go is like a modest C because large breasts are problematic and unrealistic?
Goddamn, at least Saints Row (which, by the way, doesn't even take place in a futuristic society where body modification is rampant and easily accessible) gave you the option of going up to the Fs.

Don't care. I'm still buying Cyberpunk 2077.

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>flatplanet
nvm, that answers the question

She made the fucking neo-nazis/communists reeeee

She is based AF

>first person shooter
I couldn't give a single shit about this. It's all wasted. You may as well be playing as Gordon Freeman.

This.
Why would you make loads of worthless customization options when your game is played only in first person and even cut scenes are first person? Makes 0 sense to me.

>but only 29 cars
the absolute state of cdpr

>me on the right