Shepard
Shepard
Hunter Peterson
Easton Lee
I always like to imagine each girl in this game was really good for different sexual things. For instance Miranda was the anal queen.
Alexander Cruz
I used to stroke my cock to her. One day mom caught me. I love pulling my foreskin back and gooning. My balls throbbed
Jaxon Brown
was this written by an AI
Christopher Price
Caleb Adams
Wrex
Eli Parker
I want to sniff Miranda sweaty asshole
Sebastian Bailey
Shepard
Anthony Gutierrez
>you will never get to destroy Miranda's asshole
why even live
Adrian Adams
metal gear!
Zachary Ward
>miranda
>not a domina
Nolan Lewis
we'll bang ok?
Colton Martin
To populate the ecosystem and expand humanity's reach through the use of artificial intelligence, autonomous western expansion. Copulate in front of me.
Jayden Parker
Elijah Walker
I wonder how hot and sweaty her feet get in those boots
Jordan Brown
Nano tech clothing that wick away the sweat
Leo Young
*Ommf*
Ian Ward
NO
Jace Watson
This is fucking bullshit!
Nicholas Miller
Carson Anderson
Shepard.
Samuel Lewis
>>
John Reed
Yvonne a cute.
William Phillips
*hits red sand*
Is marrying Asari the ultimate cuckoldry?
This one cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than marrying Asari. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, supporting and preparing a girl for all your life solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man the second you die. All the hard work you put into your beautiful wife - getting money, making her go to the gym, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, marrying her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Married the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who wasn’t even born when she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you taught her. Your own daughters, which themselves are the near ultimate cuckoldry and all you’re ever going to get, aren’t even made from your DNA.
As a man who has Married an Asari you are LITERALLY dedicating the rest of of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
Blake Foster
>romance Ashley in 1
>dump her for Miranda in 2
>kill Ashley in 3 and stay with Miranda
The patrician's way.
Daniel Anderson
Miranda is the only one who's completely worthless
Ian Barnes
based
Jeremiah Collins
God I hope so
Joshua Bennett
>no jack
Ugh. I bet you didn't even systematically find ways to kill your companions based on race and species.
Austin Hill
Roastie
Christian Fisher
Jack is the worst waifu. Only idiots go for her. The kinds of guys who become cops and then fall in love with and try to "fix" prostitutes they bust on the street
Luis Martin
I played full renegade and fucked Jack, didn't get the chance to romance her to begin with.
Carter White
James Smith
I care about you ash-MIRANDA
DAMN IT
Josiah Brooks
>Shadow Broker dlc shows her one night stand history on dating sites
Luis Nelson
Hardly surprising. She's barren to boot. Why would anyone want Miranda for a wife? She'd be a shitty wife and an even worse mother.
Hunter Baker
Jose Hall
>Liara, bend over. I have to thrust or this doesn't work