So now that the dust has settled, what's the Zig Forumserdict on Frictional's new game?
Amnesia: Rebirth
Austin Sanders
Blake Campbell
nobody's had time to play it yet, you're just gonna get kneejerk dogshit replies from retards
oh wait yeah, you're on Zig Forums so that's what you'll get regardless
Grayson Watson
I'm not gonna play more than 2 hours to see if it gets good because that's the refund cutoff.
Landon Thomas
Honestly, just give me a game like the fort section but let me actually blast some ghouls.
Old bolt action rifles are peak kino for survival horror.
Mason Morgan
you stupid fuck, how could you not tell its what they want, this post is obvious joke, what the fuck how can a person be so dense. what is wrong with you? what the fuck is wrong with you, autistic cum biscuit kill yourself you retarded faggot holy shit
Easton Turner
Shitty walking like every other game made by them.
Jacob Parker
Why won't this bitch shut up? Also I'm getting a little sick of all the "PRESS X TO BABBY"
Oliver Ross
Horror games should be about torture and dungeons, not moms and babies.
Michael Wilson
I just started, haven't left the plane yet.
I find that my hearing comprehension has diminished as I need to turn on subtitles or else I miss shit, but at the same time reading the subtitles breaks my immersion.
I need to fix my brain.
Levi Diaz
anmesia more like... sleep apnea LMAO
Ryan Wood
>Obvious jpg outside the plane window
come on man, you've been doing this for like 10 years now, hide that shit better
Zachary Bailey
>inb4 400 replies of rose tinted glasses saying DD was good
Landon Nguyen
Is there a "press X to make a disgusting mutt baby"?
William Martin
I haven't been this level of dissapointed since i played Bioshock:Infinite back in 2013 and fuck not even Machine For Pigs didn't leave me as dry as this has.
Lincoln Kelly
Why does he dance around and pretend it isn't that bad up until the moment he breaks?
Shut the fuck up nigger worshipper.
Carter Clark
And now, a collection of Streamer's actively quitting/refunding the game on Stream because Rebirth is a pile of garbage.
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Aaron Gray
it's ok but disappointing as a follow up to Soma, not worth 5 years of dev time and another 5 years after until the next horror game they try if they're still around.
Cooper Adams
>promoting racemixing
No thanks
Daniel King
>find something interesting in the environment
>*FLASHBACK*
every time
Brody Stewart
Probably trying to convince himself it's not that bad before the final straw.
Camden Roberts
WAAAA WAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAA Zig Forums STOP BEING CRITICAL OF A SHITTY GAME UWAAAA
God fucking neck yourself you whiny piece of crap.
Nolan Martin
Jonathan Butler
Reposting from the last one
>Walks to bidet
>"AH YES THIS BIDET, I REMEMBER AFTER A CHUNKY SHIT FROM TACO BELL HOW THE COLD WATER SHOT INTO MY STINKY WOMAN ANUS TO CLEAN ME FROM THE STINK! ALL WHILE I BROWSED MY PHONE FOR SHIT MEMES ON TWITTER"
>Inspect Bidet
>*GREYSCALE OF TOILET IMAGE STILL*
>"OH BY ALLAH MY INSIDE ARE LIKE THE BOMBING OF ALLEPPO!"
>*LOUD SQUIRTING SHITS FOR LIKE 10 SECONDS WHILE SHE SCREAMS FROM THE SPICY HOT HOLE*
>Oh my god! What a disaster, I better remember this for later
>Walk away from toilet to explore the rest of the game
>"Man that was a weird time wasn't it? My asshole was on FIRE! and I got some shit on my pussy too it was insane! That was the last time Salib ever got Taco Bell that was for sure! Ha! Ha! Ha! What a silly story Mark!"
>Look at nearby Noose
>*Flashback to Old Man picture*
>LOOK GORDON ROPES! WE CAN USE-
>*Mash to skip and immediatly run into a hole and fall in to end it all
>"Ahh yes the death of me! What a tragedy, my poor child will never grow up for she will be red mashed potatos on the fall down and I'll be a mess of broken bones, ligaments, muscle, and blood! Oh woe is to me the French Arabic(?) woman to die in such a CRUEL WAY!"
>You finally die
>You sit through the long cutscenes of you going sicko mode to respawn
>Spawn by bidet
>"AH YES THIS BIDET..."
Levi Kelly
I unironically believe I could design a better horror game than these hacks. Maybe I should start playing around with unity again
Levi Bailey
>NOOOO HOW DARE PEOPLE CRITICIZE THIS SHITTY GAME NOOO
>Oh I know, I'll make a snarky passive comment
Colton Morgan
kek
Sebastian Long
The way they try to avoid being critical really bothers me. It bothers me that there's this attitude among pretty much everywhere except here that you can't criticize something ever. Like, the game is shit and boring, just fucking say it.
Nathan Bennett
>leaps down like 50 stories
>still doesn't die because of her hulk powers
Michael Cruz
Lemme tell you all what this games about and why its so shit.
Riddled with woke politics, boring horror clichés, and extremely baby mode puzzles which cannot even be called puzzles.
You're a white french woman that converted to islam and got knocked up by a darkie in a two black muslim gangbang.
You and your crew discover an ayy lmao planet thats near a dying star that SUCCS energy from people via torture and turns them into ghouls.
Ghouls are the main "antagonist" in this game besides a shitty floating monster that steals your lantern and has a harp for a face. Not even scary.
You somehow escape the ayy lmaos but "forget" and work your way back to the place you ran away from because an ayy lmao ghost brings you back because your character won't shut the fuck up about THE BABY and WERE GOING BACK TO FRANCE WITH THE BABY.
Eventually you go back, meet up with all your lost party members who are ghouls now, succ souls to inject your cursed baby that everyone knows is cursed with their torture juice.
The only good guy in the story, the doctor who is the only white man, knows that everyone will be saved if the MC sacrifices the literal hellspawn in her gut. But instead she listens to the voices of the evil goddess and her now ghoul husband and brutally kills the doctor somehow even though he was right all along.
Absolute shit story, shit gameplay and sesame street tier puzzles, and the least scary horror game that just turns into generic scfi channel D-tier movie script.
Avoid it.
Josiah Gutierrez
quality
Nicholas Cruz
>"OH BY ALLAH MY INSIDE ARE LIKE THE BOMBING OF ALLEPPO!"
fucking kek
Eli Hall
Huh? I don't understand your post. I wasn't being sarcastic, I think the subject of the constant flashback matters and someone needed to take a step back and say 'Why is all this mom shit in a horror game?'
Evan Roberts
Please refer to As proof that this game isn't good.
Ryder Collins
The main character is a French coalburner who doesn't shut the fuck up for the entire game. Anyone who willingly spends money on this cringe is beyond saving.