What if Genshin Impact was made by Japanese?
What if Genshin Impact was made by Japanese?
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Well it wasn't.
It wouldn't be as fun
They already did that.
GOTY 2020-2023
We would have a grope mini game.
It would be turn based trash with shitty japanese humor and all of the characters would be dressed like high school students carrying katanas and shit.
those are some impressive tits for a jap
and for your question, there wouldn't be any talks about chink shills unless there would still be a chink language in-game or the game was funded by chinks and only made by gooks or some other nonsense
nb4 booba
>wearing makeup in the tub
what did she mean by this?
you can't spell turn based without "based"
People would say it was good but it would still be valueless gacha trash.
I still wouldn't play it
It would be a mindless auto play game like every japanese gacha
>tfw no japanese titty monster gf
why even live
It would have 200% less spyware.
Game of the decade
No bro, that's natural skin bro, trust me bro.
Is coffee good for you?
>Watching Naruto
>Jiraiya says that Tsunade's breast size is 106cm circumference
>Gf measures her tits
>106
>gf has tits just as big as Tsunade's
>in real life they aren't that massive
Is it because Japanese women are flat?
I'd still play it as long as it was still a good game. I'm playing genshin with japanese voices anyway
also if anyone is interested, she's gravure trash
twitter.com
I ask myself this question every day
>wearing a towel in the tub
200% of 0 is still 0
Man that gif is old.
JP gachas are shit. If it where made by Japs it would have been literally another .jpg collecting auto-battle gacha.
it's hard to believe but Chinese mobage is generally better than Japanese. Langrisser is a good example of this.
Gacha in general is fucking trash, you stupid retard.
it's crazy how a chinese gacha has more soul than the japanese full priced remake
>learn japanese
>go to Japan
>girls won't talk to you because you aren't japanese
Wtf really?... Are you a fucking Zoomer
It really depends. Don't forget that the actual size of the ribcage matters too. A girl can have a small chest and massive breasts and still have the same circumference as a girl with a larger chest and smaller breasts.
I just want a big tiddy Japanese gf, is that too much to ask for?
Are you white?
It would be better received among right wing white incels
oh my fuckng fuck thank you for sharing OP
Asian girls in pictures look so soft. God, I wish I could stop feeling lonely.
>tfw the chink, free to play, cashgrab knockoff is better than the game folded a thousand times by a billion dollar company
It probably isn't if you're white, just whip up a profile on pairs.lv and watch the thirsty nip women flood your inbox. There's also the small step of learning Japanese before that.
Do you have charisma?
yes
Literally built for BBC
If you're white just go to Japan when 'rona dies down.
As long as you're at least below average you'll get something.
I'm not white, I'm latino. There's no hope.
I took 4 semesters of Japanese and can understand maybe 20% of a conversation. It doesn't help that there wasn't a single native Japanese speaker to practice with other than the professor but she was a real cunt. What makes it worse is that I'm a lazy asshole.
Observe
did tomoko died??
no rootkit for starters
It would not be anywhere close to as successful as it is right now
booba
>what is FGO
Do you pass as white at least?
>tfw japanese gf giant gazongas to play with
I'M....NOT GONNA MAKE IT BROS.........
weebbros...
Could you pass as white? Japs don't know the difference.
Anymore stories
not him but yes
Literal pageant-winning model
Do Japanese really have skin this clear or is this excessive filtering
based white chad culturally enriching gooks
No way they haven't done some sort of shopping or makeup
she could never find peace on this earth
32? Man I'm jealous.
>you will never marry a beautiful japanese women
Japanese what?
Everything about this image looks so soft and squeezable.
>*2020-2022
Don't worry. You're gonna survive. It won't be for that long.
Japanese women have fucked me up, none of the women around compare. Except there zero japanese women where i live, i wish i never learned that i like japanese women.
>towel in water
Fuck this garbage. I'm so fucking pissed of that anyone does this.
>There's also the small step of learning Japanese before that.
Surely japanese women would want to learn the global language of english rather than me learning a language not spoken anywhere outside of her country?
yutori's thighs are a wonder of nature
>tfw no DFC japanese gf
Fuck You.
>Literally built for Benjamin's Big Cock
Thanks bro
t. Benjamin
imagine the softness