I wish I was autistic enough to play scrolling shooters

I wish I was autistic enough to play scrolling shooters

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just practice lol

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Whats the best side-scrolling shooter series, anyway?

>memorization is autism
alright

Yes, 2D Sonic games games are about memorizing level layouts and its fans are autistic.

I like shmups but shump players are autistic on the same level as MLP & Sonic fans, it is an autistic genre.

Probably Gradius.

Only redditors say “shmup”
Quit being a faggot.

would space ship shooter make you happy widdle baby ugugugu?

I wish I was autistic enough to play RTS games. There are so many out there and I have no interest in them at all.

proof of autism right here folks

What? Even in normie teens in my south american country played Warcraft 3TFT in cybercafes

Thunder Force

>Autistic
You mean Chad

Progear is highly based

>shump players are autistic
yes
>shump players are autistic on the same level as MLP & Sonic fans
no
i just like simple arcade games, they also have neat soundtracks.
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dont listen to them. its parodius

Get MAME and try Batsugun. It's a great game and relatively easy to 1cc. There's also Batsugun Special if you like it and want more.

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>that music

clearly they are vert and hori shooters

Take the YagawaPill

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This

parodius is part of the gradius series

What makes up a good scrolling shooter? I tried to make my own but can’t figure out how to attract the sort of autists that enjoy scrolling shooters.

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>Watching a playthrough of R-Type Complete CD
>Apparently Dobby is sentient and capable of speech
Any R-Type lorefags lurking?

This but unironically

Thanks, I’ll give this a good study

This is the shooter game I’m trying to cater to autists with, by the way, if anyone sees anything obviously wrong with it:
janeanderson.itch.io/star-scope-solo

>R-Type
>Dobby
what are you talking about user?

They aren't fun until you get an arcade stick

nvm I just had a brainfart, obv you meant the dobkeratops