So user tell me about your hobbies

>So user tell me about your hobbies
>I like playing video games and watching anim-
>Oh... that's cool, hold on a sec, I need to take a quick at the ladies' room

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aaa AAA AHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>get into painting warhammer, a worse hobby
>women are more inclined to talk about it anyway
Why, god why?

Sage

What are her hobbies?

Where did you get this picture of my girlfriend?

you need to take a what?

>take a quick at the ladies' room
shitskins need to leave

I have seen this thread practically every day
seriously, what is wrong with you people

Neal?

>booba

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

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>girlfriend
user. That isn't a body pillow.

because literally anything is better than videogames
you could collect human skulls and women will find you more interesting than a generic gamer

It's just niche enough and interesting enough to normies to be a fun discussion topic user. Just don't go on a tangent explaining how the Emperor was betrayed or w/e

For real lads, what is the right answer? Talking about anything too in-depth makes you sound gay as fuck

how about collecting whores

But women themselves are rather boring, though.

Neither of those things are hobbys

What do you do all day besides look at your phone?

get into music

>i enjoy discussing politics with like minded communities on the internet
>oh what are your thoughts on biden
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER KIKE NIGGER FAGGOT TRANNY NIGGER I LOVE HITLER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>My hobbies? It's pretty simple madam.

>I love boobies. Bubbas. Bazongers. Balloopers. Bungas. Bahuppas. Big fat mommy milky TITTIES. I wanna SQUEEZE them, SUCK them, FONDLE them. I want to grope and slap and lick. I want those bazoinkers! I also want to suck on your toes, as well as press my nose directly against your anus and take a whiff. I mean a big whiff, and sniff for a minimum of 10 minutes. Oh what's that? My place? No my mom would be upset, we'll have to go to your place. You'll drive me right? I don't have a car, I don't believe in government issued licenses.

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If a girl like that agreed to go on a date with you it is because you are top tier in appearance and sex appeal (at least in her opinion), so even if you say that your hobby is raping dogs she'll like it and on the same night she will be asking you to treat her like one of the dogs that you rape.

>Eat the rest of her food
>Order an expensive bottle of wine
>Leave her with the bill

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Anything outdoorsy/athletic usually makes you seem pretty appealing

jewish bazoopers

this never made sense to me, anyone that plays vidya and has no other hobbies wouldn't even get a reply from someone as attractive as her let alone end up landing a date

>leave her with the bill
but she already left user

The truth is the right answer. Why would you want to be with someone for whom your hobbies are a deal breaker?

Incels make fun of the "b urself lol" advice, but it's actually good advice.

SNEEDA

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absolutely based

If you're willing to drop your interests for a woman, you're a fucking cuck.