Boomer moment
Boomer moment
John Reed
Grayson Carter
>twatter thread
Zoomer moment
Juan King
We can't because you fuckhead boomers have us locked down to keep you alive from a virus that you spread.
Andrew Howard
My grandfather was a klan member
Cameron Robinson
Literally who? Where are the video games?
Eli Moore
>Go die in a forever war the rich started
Eli Bailey
>Joining the American Military in the year of our lord fucking ever
Unless a literal alien invasion kicks off I'm not enlisting to go die for someone's financial/religious chess games. Hell, even then I'd want to know what the aliens were going to do.
Jack Wood
>get brain damage
>die for israel
>play nigger sports
Thanks for the great advice.
Isaiah Carter
I'm sorry, Dr Taylor Marshall, I only play Rapelay
Ian Roberts
I cannot wait for Boomers and Xoomers to all finally fuck off and die
Cooper Sullivan
My grandma was in the klan. She looked like an iceburg with feet.
Zachary Rodriguez
Literally the only things you are allowed to do right now are riot and vote (for Biden)
Nathan Martin
My Grandpa was a Fallschirmjäger in northern africa during WWII. I don't see Germany starting any wars in the near future. But sure I will jump right in once shit is actually going down.
Carter Hall
What's the advice for playing Degrees of Lewdity.
Noah Roberts
>Go and die for Israel goy, it'll be just like your calls of duties
"No!"
Christian Myers
My grandfather actually fought in a war, unlike this faggot, and he begged me to never enlist, that being on the streets would be better for me if it came to that because if I enlisted, I'd just wind up on the streets anyway but with PTSD.
Thomas Baker
But didn't you people tell me to get a job in STEM for the money and contribute to society? What more do you want from me?
Julian Lopez
ah but see here's the magical thing about vidya, gramps
it lets me do all those things while still allowing my own personal career to continue
Owen Moore
When did the US military develop Ubercharge?
Julian Watson
By the picture alone, his eyes slightly closed, his body slightly slanted, you just know, he adopted his son with his partner
Brayden Thompson
Ever since I've started boxing I've started to be able to focus my ki enough to fire energy blasts from my bare hands. What's your excuse, FGC?
Evan Brooks
More like a chud moment. I'm so glad us white people will no longer be the majority in the future.
We have literally no culture.
Caleb Mitchell
Telling cod players to enlist is like telling people to switch from eating crayons to glue
Tyler Howard
Fuck you boomer, I don't need a gym membership, I already have IFBB 2K21
Tyler Ross
Lecturing people online? GO OUTSIDE and yell on the street corner
Jackson Martin
Take estrogen and fuck animals
Camden Taylor
They told a whole generation to double down of debt, didnt leave or retire to make way so the job market became over saturated, now they want you to toss your body away for their profit and fun. I know for a fact boomers get hard on for war they never fought in, boy they loved sending gen-xers to the gulf they will love sending you to some hellhole for their corporate leash holders.
Cooper Ward
>What's your excuse, FGC?
I've been fucking your girls and now I shoot ki from my dick.
Oliver Carter
Thanks for the dad advice Mr.NotMyDad. I like how he skipped over the dad to the grandpa like he is some sort of all knowing fatherly figure. Get a load of this guy.
Julian Gonzalez
my grandpa got his leg crushed in the army and had to walk with a big fuckin forrest gump brace on his leg for 50 years, fuck that.
Gabriel Foster
>Platform genre
Just jog and collect trash on sidewalks bro
>Beat em up genre
Just go to a boxing gym bro
>Action adventure genre
Just travel outside your house bro
>Horror genre
Just go to a haunted house bro
>Life simulation genre
Just fix your life bro
Christian Gutierrez
Haha bro why play a video game when you can just do the same thing in real life?
Caleb Hughes
Could you please stop using Communist dogwhistles? Thank you
Brandon Morris
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Anthony Hill
THING I LIKE? GOOD
THING YOU LIKE? SHIT
Mason Howard
My grandpa was a Mechanic and my great Grandfather was an honest to god Paladin for the Mexican Church hunting false priests swindling Catholics out of donations and diddling kids.
Adrian Gomez
Do you really think you're fooling anyone with that? Put some fucking effort into your bait.
Easton Diaz
you already ruined that world
Christian Cox
>Get brain damage
>Die for Israel
>Get brain damage
I'll pass.
Nicholas Johnson
>look this faggot up
>he represents everything i despise
thanks op
Juan Flores
>are you enjoying yourself too much? why not go get your dick blown off by sand niggers
nah
Anthony Hall
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I'd just prefer it if you didn't inject politics into videogames user, it's very immature to let something take complete hold of your life.
Josiah Nelson
Nice try faggot. Imagine wasting 7+ years in university just to be stuck in some boring deadend job paying off your student loans for the next 20-30 years. This man is richer than you'll ever be and there's nothing you can do it about. Instead of ranting on the internet like some 12 year old little girl how about you put the phone down and neck yourself. *Dabs*