Sort yourselves out, thumb bros

The only game I play is RapeLay, brb.

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What am I supposed to do if I play historical grand strategy games?

Back in my day we walked six miles to school blah de blah blah

Don't just eradicate planets in your favorite space empire strategy. Nuke Earth for real

I actually did enlist though.

rise up, gamer

How do I play Dark Souls irl bros

>Die for Israel!
The only applicable one there is for the sports genre, even then some people prefer the management aspect more.

The same thing we do every night, user. Try to take over the world.

You want to be a legendary martial arts fighter?
How about being a punching bag?

You want to use weapons you couldn't legally use yourself?
How about dying for an oil company?

You want to play as the best football players in the world and control whole football teams?
Go kick a ball outside.

Thanks boomer.

Go into science, invent a time machine, have it self destruct as soon as you use it once, spend the rest of your life in the past. Like your grandpa did.

I kind of agree with everything, but enlisting. FIghting wars for Israel & Saudi Arabia, is definitely not worth it. And especially not since the country is falling into deeper degeneracy.

Jiu Jitsu will teach me how to throw fireballs out of my hands? Sign me up.

Time to recruit an army user.

Don't let that stop you OP!

>instead of playing fighting games join martial arts
Based
>Instead of playing sports games play sports
Based
>Instead of playing fps games die for Israel
Irredeemably cringe. Ruins an otherwise based post.

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Yea goyim, kill mudslimes for israel instead of enjoying video games.

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see me in 3s faggot

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About to go play some IRL Pokemon lads

Well I'm going to go ahead and found my own dutchy

>enlist to fight and die for israel

I play hentai rape games..

>want to unwind after work or school? Go get punched in the face or die in the desert for Israel lmao
Managed to become a doctor but stay a brainlet. That’s honestly impressive

You ever notice it's always retards telling you what to do? I mean, it's never JFK or General Patton, or a scientist, or fucking Jesus, or anyone with a fucking semblance of an understanding of what the fuck is going on.

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Expand German borders IRL

>it’s another twitter snake oil salesmen ragging on the same dead horse to signal to people who already agree with him that he’s a good guy to buy ebooks about manliness from

I'm gonna go look for blood to eat in the sewers, maybe go crazy and put a cage on my head, you wanna come?

>enlist as a marine
Toplel imagine willingly dying for oil companies and Israel

>remaking this thread and stealing my post

that sounds dangerous

the real military would not approve of my tactics, particularly the random explosives throwing and elaborate minefields

Grandpa never did any of that.

>JFK or Patton
>semblance of understanding
A soft kek was had

Not him but both were pretty based and both were BLATANTLY killed by glow in the dark CIA niggers.

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I also don't think the real military would think highly of my approach.

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LARPing. There's some serious shit out there, where the only difference between it and genuine medieval warfare is that you aren't trying to kill each other.

>Stop killing people in games and kill people irl
Thanks for the advice

Does this guy know how many people play GTA?

>Call of Duty?
>Don't take them to a firing range
>Enlist as a MARINE, more than likely sit around cleaning helicopters and eating MREs all day, and get hit by a mortar round at the FOB in protection of Israel

Like, can we try the firing range first? You know, actual shooting?

I have a practical hobby like my ojiisan did.

Put on riot gear and beat up hobos

You're right, they knew exactly what the fuck was going on.

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Imagine actually joining the army and dying so Israel can get funds and niggers can rape your family

>Get to first boss
>Its a horde of policemen (i hate horde bosses)
>They 1-2 shot me with damn near undodgeable projectiles
Shit fucking game

Heh

I've done these things and now I've got osteochronditis dissecans in my left knee and arthritis in the other. I also got repeat sprains in my ankles and a shitty lower back.
Just let me rot with vidya in peace

Level ADP

Seething lol

Why is it that my grandfathers and their fathers before them fought for my freedom but I'm not allowed to enjoy that freedom?

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>NOOOOOOOUGH YOU CANT JUST DABBLE IN EXPERIENCES AND STOP WHEN YOUR CURIOUSITY IS SATISFIED
>YOU HAVE TO DEDICATE YOUR WHOLE LIFE IN VAIN PURSUIT OF GLORY AND VALIDATION

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Guys don’t be so mad

He sort of has a point.

A couple years ago I decided to start taking classes in historic fencing and swordsmanship, mostly since I love video games so much. I'm currently learning the longsword and rapier.

It's extraordinarily fulfilling, and actually complements and increases my love of video games. The only downside is that I can't take stuff like the choreographed fight scenes in GoT and the Witcher 3 seriously anymore. Doing all those fancy turns and horizontal cuts would get you killed in 0.2s against someone who actually knows what they're doing.

wtf are you serious? That’s your post?

I enjoy getting mad at people on the internet

I can't I used to play games to get mad so I have to get mad at real things now

Yes, goyim, fight for a country that hates you

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>doctor encouraging you to be a soldier

im fucking dying because i read your post with pic related in mind im sorry user you're still a fucking loser

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Well, you would need to die first...

You like call of duty? Go get yourself killed in Iran lol.

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Lol nice