ITT: webms that divided Zig Forums

heres another one

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>hugs are sexual
that’s retarded even for a bait

I want to fuck that man

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lmao imagine him trying to sound feminine with his male voice

this webm is actually pretty funny.

>no Mafia City webms

Reminder that any video in portrait mode can be safely ignored.

this webm is so american

M A N H A N D S
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Did they aver patch the game to fix it at all? I know Bloodstained eventually got fixed and allegedly The Outer Worlds is getting fixed soon.

Fuck off I just finished masturbating

(S)he's fucking cute. Would blow raspberries on that tum

m i a cutey :3?

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kek

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what the fuck is wrong with am*rican women

why do girls always show off their phones when their pictures get taken. its so jarring and vapid

was she trying to pantomime mopping

:3 yes

>man face
>man hands
Please wait a few more years

Dios mio.... La creature de las americas

am*rican men are trash

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Are hot

what is wrong with your hair

what the fuck is wrong with nincels?

>would you rather mop the ocean or not fuck a dog for 2 hours

>Bitch doesn't know how to mop
>Doesn't date white guys
She'll be a single mother in a few months.

mirrors

Girls are attracted to disguises.

saucy...

What is it? A man or a woman? Surely mentally ill but I am confused

dumb lmaoposter

out of curiosity does this thing have a penis or is it just a perhaps transtrender who thinks sense "gender is a social construct" that they can call themselves a M2F tranny even though they are biologically two x chromosomes trying to "own the Libs"?

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Girls are attracted to disguises.

some fat dude

that's because they've been reprogrammed to wear disguises themselves. They don't understand anything but lies so they go for lies.

don't reply to that retard

Good point. I think I read about that in some pro-feminist novel.

>Zig Forums doesn't understand satire

This thread just confirms the fact that Americans are vile degenerate retards and should go extinct

Divided? About how cringe your post is? We can all agree you're a faggot. Be sure about that.

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The problem is never whether one passes or not. It's what the other person expects out of the relationship either short-term (1 night stands) or long-term (family, white picket fence etc.).

Short-term only works as a fetish. No one in their right mind or with a desire to better themselves is going to shack up with some insane tranny and deal with all their comorbid mental issues.

Long-term just doesn't work. No kids. Lots of money on meds. High chance of suicide. Original sex-characteristics start popping up because you can't make a man age like a woman or vice-versa. The list goes on and on and on. Any person who chooses to indulge these psychos will only make their own lives more difficult.

So yeah, pass all you want. But you're pretty much just a novelty. You'll be forgotten more quickly than anyone has bothered to remember you.

Long story short- kys tranny.

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based
fuck mods

>that receding hairline
no thx

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the BEAK on that woman lmao

modern US in a nutshell

you do know their are more ethnicities than black and white, right?

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holy shit, how do people see this and think "looks good, ship it"? it feels like a case of a stubborn fucker who can't accept to cut corners for the greater good, compromising everything. this is the sad side of "unlimited" disk space

based

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how do you think mirrors work you fucking retard

every time

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Based nog

it may be satire, but it is not funny

what a godly pimp hand

>the whale in blue clenching her fist, glancing at her podmate
It's embarrassing that they appeared to plan this and still got demolished

>hits guy
>gets knocked the fuck out
What did she expect to happen

WHO BICH IS DIS?

third world tiktok is peak kino

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>the virgin mask vs the CHAD dental dam

black people are so cool

based black man making genders equal again

It's hilarious. One of the funniest webms on Zig Forums.

>internet racial activits' first encounter with a minority

I need to see the whole thing. Post it por favor

Haters will say he isn't natty

>girls

heres another dilemma

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She is used to hitting tame white men and didn't expect that reaction.

how do i get shoulders like that

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now post him without a wig and makeup :)

based nigger

well this is a simple one to analyze. obviously the older, 4/10 but respectable asian guy in the top video would graciously accept kisses from beautiful 8/10 white women.

meanwhile, the 6/10 (i'm being generous) white lady on the bottom is being approached by what is clearly a lanky ugly 3/10 fuck with the most nerdy wireframe glasses imaginable. No shock that she tells him to fuck off!

this isn't even some shit you can ascribe to race or sex, it's basic beauty dynamics. had the man in the bottom video been a 7/10 chad, regardless of race, the lady would be more accepting of a nice peck.

Anyway I encourage you to watch again just to see how happy our man on the top gets :)

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looks like a dragon ball character on the ps1

Synthol

not sure if her cat's cats are gonna be bringing and black cats over desu

There's no dilemma. Woodberry, CT, 100%

yup, imma finna bout to coom

wtf i love black people now

What the fuck is wrong with america

imagine cell phone makers saw everyone taking pictures in their mirror with their fucking camera phone and thought "what if we put a camera on the inside, so no one needs a mirror to take the picture?"
and then everyone ignores it and takes pictures in the mirror anyways. There's 0 reason to do it in a mirror now, you're either retarded or you think that taking a picture of your reflection will stop the camera from stealing your soul.

All right, that was pretty good.

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So, she chose to jack a guy off?
White, presumably.

your average Zig Forumsposter

you autistic weirdos do understand these ones are jokes right

What the fuck is wrong with white women?
Be honest with me, you don't see ANY other ethnicity doing shit like this. Black women, asian women, indian women, NONE of them do cringy shit like this.
Why is it only white women?