2003

>2003
>user get off the game, we're going to dinner
>but, dad! i'm in the middle of a game!
>user, i'll give you to the count of 3
>counts to 3, not nearly enough time to finish the level
>rips power chord out

fast forward
>2020
>user get off the t.v., you need to go out looking for a job
>but dad, it's all online now
>user, i'll give you to the count of 3
>ok ok dad
>puts console in sleep mode so i can start off where i left
>user, even though it's still in sleep mode it's costing me electricity
>rips power chord out

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Get a watt meter, show him how many watts the console uses in sleep mode.

Probably like $1-$2 a year.

Or he could just get a job and move out of his Dad's house.

Fast forward to October 2020
>let me go post this on an anime image board with a far right frog meme im so edgy xD

Based dad

Moving out costs a lot more than 2$ a year

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>Rips power chord out
Sounds dank

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>>user, even though it's still in sleep mode it's costing me electricity
>>rips power chord out
you had me until this
this never happens

What is a job that requires no experience that pays enough to support rent, utilities, groceries, and gas?

Military

Based troll dad

Living with your parents is hell on earth, get out as soon as you can, sure wage slavery sucks but having your own place where you can do what you want makes it worth it.

At least your father is alive you ungrateful little shit.
Fuck you.

>>user, even though it's still in sleep mode it's costing me electricity
Said nobody ever

what are you doing in your place?

Did anyone else’s parents take them out to dinner a ridiculous amount? Like for a while growing up I would be eating out like 5/7 nights of the week. Remember coming home from school and being instantly thrown in the car to go to fuckin dinner. Fuckin hated it. Still hate eating out at restaurants as an adult cause of that shit. Just fucking cook me some chicken nuggets or something, fuck.

pizza delivery or retail, just find a cheap apartment and live meagerly (not hard since vidya isn’t an expensive hobby)

12 hour shifts at ronalds burger mcfactories

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Job with the government to do with coronavirus causing massive shortages. Im currently working as part of the HMRC because it has to deal with BREXIT as well Corona. Never had a real job before but turned up, did the training, got full scores and have been working for a few months now.

Playing vidya.

You're delusional if you think those jobs pay for all of that even living like a poorfag.

What are these jobs called user?

it worked for me user, I didn’t even do 12hr shifts like other user said

prostitution

>2003
>GET OFF THE COMPUTER NOW user!
>NO DADDY DON’T GET THE BELT!
>2020
>Where's your mother user, can’t find her anywhere?
>Dad she’s been dead 2 years now.
Watching your once energetic father slowly slip away is fucking depressing, I’ll have no one left when he’s dead.

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They do as long as you don't live in some urban hellscape.

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>user, even though it's still in sleep mode it's costing me electricity
>rips power chord out
topkek. Based dad styling on slacker son

Perhaps you live in a cheaper city

Currently im working as an "Administrative assistant", your workcoach can clue you in if youre on UC and JSA on oppurtunities, but theres a lot there and they dont tend to discriminate on previous skill, only what you are able to do (75% of the people who did the training dropped out after the introductory 6 weeks of paid training because they are retarded).

Honestly it really is just a lot of searching every day on a few websites and being open to your workcoach on what you are able to do.

>city
well there’s your problem, cities are expensive dude, you’ll never get ahead in life if you live in the city and aren’t an insurance agent so some shit like that

True. I love my parents, but the mental abuse was too much. I haven't had a single suicidal thought since I moved out two years ago

Unfortunately I'm not on UC or JSA but thanks, I'll keep that noted.

Retail companies purposely keep you on a part time schedule for as long as possible to encourage you to quit so they can have a revolving door of employees while only paying benefits to department managers. You have to press them constantly for years before they'll consider you for management training, because if you're in their district that means you'll be competing for their job someday.

Support desk, retail, sales, custodial, hell even some hospitality workers make a decent living off tips and such. I'm a college dropout and I've been paying for all my own shit since I was 17 it's not that hard.

Shut the fuck up, retard.