>make thread about game I actually wanna discuss
>2 replies
>make shitposting thread
>650 replies
Make thread about game I actually wanna discuss
Carter Roberts
Adrian Murphy
that's a lot of extrapolation they've done out of so few bones
Andrew Clark
What is the evolutionary advantage of a green bone?
Christopher Collins
(((Archaeology))) is fucking bullshit I tell you hwot
Noah Edwards
The rest of the animal is a generic sauropod based on the fact that the bones they found could only belong to a sauropod
It would be concerning if they suddenly started giving it head crests or other shit
Gabriel Hughes
Bible did it in one chapter.
Jeremiah Garcia
I noticed there's a lot of catalog lurkers that would actually want to talk about videogames or participate in fun threads but the rate of fun threads is so slow that shitposting threads is what people visit instead, where they shitpost before the thread is deleted
I started a thread once urging people to talk about videogames they like and it had many different anons but barely any talking among them, so the thread died because people posted only once or twice
lol threads aren't even fun anymore because of all the retards that post political comics
Radioactive
Colton Hughes
>dig up a rock
>tell everyone it's a bone
>look at the "bone"
>draw a 30 meters long fantasy creature
>tell everyone it lived on the planet 100 million years ago, because you know they'll just eat that shit up
>OMG IT'S JUST LIKE MY JURRASSIC PARK MOVIES
I tell you, evolutionists are the dumbest fucking cunts on the planet.
Parker Evans
It's really cool to think that the biggest animal ever currently lives in our time
Jordan Cook
cant even bait right
Luis Lewis
where else are you gonna keep all the green dust
Jordan White
When christians were the majority, dinosaur shit flowed from every tap, everywhere you looked dinosaurs, dinosaurs, dinosaurs
Now that we have become 40% white and 90% liberal atheists suddenly the media no longer pushes dinosaurs down our throats
Really makes you think
Jackson Hill
>can't make thread because picture upload is range banned on my provider for years
At least you can make threads.
Connor Roberts
Evan Adams
But my mom died last year
Joseph Foster
Hudson Allen
There's so many shitpost threads that slower video game threads get pushed off really fast. You can basically only talk about /vg/ tier games here now.
Isaiah Allen
And it's being killed by chinese goblins because they think it's "doragon bones" can help their micropenises
Christopher Evans
Evolution actually proves that certain races are superior. Unfortunately, the retarded atheists that push science and degrade religion only state facts sparingly, so there's gaps in their rhetoric. Funny that while Humans did evolve from Africa, they don't really want to expound on it cause it proves that blacks are basal and primitive.
Nicholas Cooper
This is what the plague of madness does to you
Xavier Wilson
>incoherent post
>aggressively inflammatory for no reason
>soijack
this a perfect example of shit bait that the op is talking about, this is why 95% of Zig Forums is a shithole. please eat a bullet
Tyler Thomas
Imagine being a brachiosaurus and being able to crush your enemies by puking on them, would be well jokes.
Hudson Ortiz
True, it's hard for us to comprehend, but their sheer size meant that everything they did had the potential to be destructive
Kevin Nelson
Couldn't they literally slice small animals in two with a crack of their tail or some shit?
Lincoln Martin
what do you wanna talk about user? i'll keep your thread alive as if my own life depended upon it
Bentley Sanders
Not every atheist is a religion hating communist. Unfortunately almost every communist is the exact kind of atheist you described and they drown out all 2% of the rest of us.
Dylan Morris
but this also means they were huge targets for predators
Zachary Sullivan
>be me
>be brachiosaurus
>be in forrest and have to turn
>don't give a shit, turn, look back
>your humongous tail crushed a dozen trees and all the cirtters living there
>chew leaves, still don't give a shit
Julian Campbell
So, since this is a dinosaur thread now, is Dino D-Day any good?
Michael Turner
Paleonlogoy is the correct word you cunt
Luis Martin
BROS I NEED A GOOD DINOSAUR GAME
HELP ME CHOOSE BETWEEN THESE OPTIONS
SAURIAN
THE ISLE
PRIMAL CARNAGE EXTINCTION
COLLISION COURSE
Cameron Turner
No they weren't
Predators only hunted the young and sick ones
Christopher Foster
The standards for dino games are so low that just about most of them can be considered "acceptable". All that said, I thought it was pretty fun.
Josiah Rivera
They all suck
The world has not been graced with a good dinosaur game yet
Josiah Hill
REMEMBER ME
Josiah Murphy
>he hasn't played the ps2 king kong game
ngmi
Carter Flores
turok and dino crisis are good
and thehunter primal was too
Adam Harris
Spino still remains the coolest motherfucker around.
>b-but muh it only eats fish now its ruined!!!!1!!one1!
Its a bigger, more agile crocodile that can swallow you whole. It'll fuck you up.
Noah Walker
is it that time again?
Zachary Edwards
>be brachiosaurus
>be munching on some leaves
>notice some velociraptors down below me
>sizing me up for a meal
>feel the bile rising up my lengthy throat
>open my mouth
>projectile vomit my breakfast onto them
>my barf hits one of the raptors, the ~7 tons of force hitting him like a Mack truck and crushing him into a chunky paste
>his friends panic and take flight
>resume eating lunch
Ethan Brown
Behold, the best Dino game
Isaiah Morris
just because of the lenght the tip of the tail woud have to be pretty fast when he turned or somehting
Christopher Gomez
imagine being such a desperate incel shut-in that you want to fuck animals (which don't even exist)
Kevin Ortiz
Brachiosaurus lived in North America, Velociraptors lived in China and Mongolia. They never crossed paths.
Matthew Wilson
more proof america is the best place on earth
Jackson Bell
I for one think it's even cooler that even though blue whales are gigantic they still pale in comparison to the biggest living thing in the world, a fucking mushroom.
Sebastian Hernandez
Maybe he meant Utahraptor. Jurassic Park really fucked up with that one.
Gabriel Edwards
wuba luba dub dub
James Lopez
What game do you like OP?
Jeremiah Robinson
Your concept of "evolution" is based on fucking pokemon if you think that's the case
Evan Mitchell
Tfw had comp so shit that i couldnt even play it
Dylan Kelly
Well, kind of like elephants at some point you're so fucking big that predators look at you and think "Yeah nah that's not worth it"
Luke Howard
I believe the Jurassic Park ones were Deynonichus. Utahraptor would've been twice the size, or Indoraptor-sized, if you will. That nigga is definitely twice as big as Blue.
Samuel Jones
I've been in the same boat. Have only EVER made one thread in all my years browsing this shit hole, a rare game thread a few months ago, really simple. Had probably 4 replies before being archived. Fucking sucks.
Also most retards on this site base entire threads around the op pic, rather than the op text. You could write how much you hate negroes or white women but as long as you post a booba pic, people won't give two shits what you just said
Parker Sanders
>find 5 random ass bones in the dirt
>"yup, whatever this belonged to looked like a 10m tall reptilian giraffe"
neat "science" you got there dinofags