Why did this garbage become defacto gamer food? As far as carbonated drinks go...

Why did this garbage become defacto gamer food? As far as carbonated drinks go, literally anything is better than mountain dew, and doritos are literally disgusting as all shit.
If anything, gamer food should be Pepsi and beef jerky.

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newfag

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Doritos are so fucking good, I dont even know why. Its not like they have a good flavor, I just like eating them

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>Pepsi and beef jerky
Almost every soda is disgusting, but you have taste in jerky, OP.

>Was probably born after Game Fuel and double XP Doritos

I'm getting too old.

I'll agree with your point on Mt. Dew but Doritos are not shit, they're the shit.

because of advertising and memes resulting from said advertising

Mountain Dew was the closest thing to an energy drink before there was actual energy drinks, when having advertisong "more caffeine than Coke" was a big deal instead of, well, it's cute in retrospect.

True patrician gamer food is 2 minute noodles and a coffee (soon after)

all bow down

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For me, it's Jalapeno & Cheddar

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>>Was probably born after Game Fuel and double XP Doritos
What's that and probably if it happened before 86'

They're disgusting corn paste squeezed into a triangle-shaped turd and baked. You literally have to be a mexican to even remotely enjoy that shit.

Fanta Shokata and peanut crisps for me.

>Fanta Shokata
That is pure jet fuel dude.

Yeah, it's good.

Pic related are the best flavour of Doritos in ages, fact.

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Here Zig Forums, I brought your favourite snack.

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based monkey

Doritos aren't "disgusting", don't be a prissy little faggot. As far as shitty junk food chips go they're probably one of the best ones actually.

Im so fucking disgusted and annoyed they actually made that shit

But it's energized...

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why are the green ones always the most disgusting

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Because corn chips are always disgusting so by proxy any version of them is always disgusting.

Does this count as a war crime?

Cheese supreme Doritos are pretty good when really drunk desu

nacho doritos and cheeto puffs are good

PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN

Friendship ended with Dorito Pope

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i feel you bro, it doesn't even taste to anything i could remember, and maybe that's the best part.
must be the only food i always could come back, no matter the day.
also it's not as bad as they make it to be

This shit was fucking great, grabbing a Dew for lunch with my girlfriend at work, going home and playing for 4 hours til she got home, the best timeline.

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Here's my gamer fuel

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normies get out

The first time I drank a Monster Rehab (at least 7 years ago) I was bouncing off the walls. Now if I drink one I throw up for 24 hours straight with migraines.