What's his tax policy?

What's his tax policy?

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DINNER

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Gee, it sure is boring around here. I just wonder if we're getting a new trailer today.

Who

i didn't vote for him

GET THOSE GERUDOS DEPORTED

The real quest is what do they eat?

I really aught to play the CDI games so I can understand this shit, where can I get them

All Hylan children get a fat allowance and the parents receive subsidies based on how many children they have. Everything related to tech and communications gets outsourced to the Sheikas in exchange for resources and protection. Yiganiggers get the ax on sight or deported to a Bokoblin camp.

Forget about taxes. What about his stance on immigration? Would he let those filthy gerudos pour over the border like current day Hyrule, waltzing around Hyrule, stealing all the men and diluting the Hylian bloodline?

>CDI games
>play
Don't do that, just go watch the cutscenes on Youtube, they're so bad they're good.

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"gibs me dat"

No. As you've seen in every Zelda game, every race has strong borders and prefer to live segregated while maintaining military alliances and partnership in trading. Gerudos are especially segregated due to their awareness of their rapey nature. Have you ever seen a Zora living on the Death Mountain?

user today is Sunday
Nintendo won't announce anything on a Sunday

You may want to look at a calendar again.

>king fighting in the castle as all his royal guard die
>only thing he think can about is how much of a failure his daughter is
>this is playing the entire time

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Healthcare?
sorry link, come back when you are MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM richer

Wait what the fuck
Did I just time travel?
It was 5pm a few minutes ago, I closed my eyes to rest them a few seconds and then the date changed

>Have you ever seen a Zora living on the Death Mountain?

I don't think they could even survive there.

Yeah I guess that's a better idea, I will go do so

>"Can you imagine Sleepy Ganon ruling Hyrule? He'd destroy it!"

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How can sheikah women even resist?

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>King Rhoam: Zelda! You killed meeee!
>Zelda: Good!

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Sorry, I played the Song of Double Time.

The Sheikah are the Asians of Hyrule. A super chad Yiga is equivalent to some average joe white Hylian.

>Well, user, what makes you think you’re worthy of marrying my daughter?

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MEMORIES BROKEN

What makes you think your absolute failure of a daughter is worthy of marrying me?

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>Zelda is doing weird shit in view of hyrule castle
>King can look out the window and see his daughter sitting in a field eating frogs

No wonder he was so mad about her being useless

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damn, False King Allant has been juicing

Would you die for him, Zig Forums?

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