Why are you playing video games?

>die for Israel
Nah mate, I'll just play some Pavlov.

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>instead

Why not both? Can men only do one thing as a hobby? Am I supposed to fill up the rest of my time chopping wood or something? Boomers are retarded.

>another twitter thread
dont you get tired of posting this

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No.

wtf I'm a 17yo blitzball player on a quest to kill my dad now

Because i dont have a life and i cant commit suicide because im on suicidewatch. Fuck this world.

what do I do if the only games I play are Hearthstone and Dominions 5? Start a cult that worships random numbers?

Porn game? Go out and rape!

actually thats not bad advice.

why is he squinting
is he pretending he's asian or sth, kinda racist

>people in the military don't play video games

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>(like your grandpa did)
But my grandpa was a Nazi in WW2

>Go OUTSIDE
and pay a €300 fine because of rona? no thanks

I play with magic, where do i enlist to learn spells

He forgot.
Do you play japanese Anime women abusing games? Why dont you go out and rape and beat real women.

Incredibly based grandpa

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>just go get punched in the face!
>just go die in a god forsaken desert for Israel!
>just go round up multiple other people on short notice during a pandemic!
brainlet boomer. Unsurprisingly a lot of doctors are great at whatever their specialty is but functionally retarded in almost every other way

What if I like playing medieval simulators where I'm conquering castles like M&B? Do I need to go out there and cave in people's skull with a sword?

yeah my great-grandfather spent the war using deployment as an excuse to cheat on his wife, should I go to England and sire some bastards?

>Do I need to go out there and cave in people's skull with a sword?
It's not murder if you has a proper casus belli to do so, user.

Does he mean arma because cod is an arcade game not a sim

How is playing football going to make something of my life?

Go die for Israel good goy.

me just farted on my hand and smelled it

>>just go get punched in the face!
What a fucking pussy

This guy is a massive faggot and doesn't realize some people just can't do some things

My great grandpa got PTSD as a gunner and was never the same. Sounds great!

wat do?

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He's right. EVERYTHING is better in real life. You feel much more fun and a sense of accomplishment getting out there and really sweating for it. Everything's more vibrant, right down to the pains and injuries. Young men these days are too in love with comfort and too scared of consequences to really live. It's truly a pathetic time we live in that video games even exist as an industry.

well, time to do a bunch of war crimes in third world countries

and?

Why are you here?

>play mil sims and flight sims
>military service is about dying for jews
>aviation industry is itself dying because of jews

>die for israel, goy

Boomers ,here's some actual advice:
Do you like to sit back at home with a cold one in hand after a hard day's "work" and watch sports?Go out and play it instead of watching.
Do you like to drink beer?Go learn to brew your own.
Do you like to play golf or fishing?Well neither of these are actual sports despite of how much you want them to be.
Don't be a faggot (like your grandpa was) go live life the way you want it,not by proxy through the younger generations.

Only low IQ incels will disagree

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>You feel much more fun and a sense of accomplishment getting out there and really sweating for it. Everything's more vibrant, right down to the pains and injuries.
cope

You have to become the new Hitler now.

Golf is definitely a real sport, my guy.

Well to be fair that was the era where people were forced to fight. We have a whole plethora of sociopaths these days who choose to fight and don't get phased because they get what they are expecting

Can you double jump in real life?

>playing h-games? go out and rape a real woman!

God I fucking hate right-wing boomers just as much as I do Socialist Justice Retards

>bro go get your legs blown off by a muzzie and die for your country in the name of nothing!!! your grandpa did it that means you should too!
fag

>incel
>fake freckles
>ironic weeb face
>3DPD
Tranny detected.

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All I want is to make the same money my grandparents did by doing the same work, which would be menial labor.

That way I can dedicate myself to strengthening my mind and body as efficiently as possible instead of wasting it all on work that just fucks them up

Sounds like the professional armies in the late Roman empire.

DO IT FOR REAL... like your grandpa

i dont play games i just shitpost on Zig Forums

What should be encouraged instead is broadening your horizons in life and exploring different skills and hobbies.

Same

ok boomer
so are videogames

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>do it for real (like your grandpa)
But that's illegal

Nobody gives a shit about your hobbies. Get a job. This is the problem with millenials.

We are literally Rome 2.0 about to collapse any day now

I guess I have to travel back in time to kill some dinosaurs.

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>Fighting Games -> Jiu Jitsu
debatable
>Sports Games -> Sports
95% percent of people who play these games already play or try to play sports more than your average person
>Call of Duty -> Military
jesus fuck what an asinine thing to say

>Rome 2.0
Fuck you the Byzantine Empire collapsed hundreds of years ago faggot.

>suicidewatch
sounds fun, OW clone?

How am i supposed to lead the third reich to victory in the real world?

You know what to do, Hans.

You're not on suicide watch lmao, if you wanted to kill yourself you would have

I bet this is one of those schizos that also thinks life revolves only about work.
Let me do whatever the fuck I want with the money and free time I earned and vomit your stupid advice to your own fucking children and leave the rest of us alone.

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I play Kerbal Space Program and even if I wasn't unfit brainlet, the space program is such an exclusive club that people hundred times more qualified than me don't get in.

nah were moreso in the Late Republic period of Rome where corrupt politicians only care about money after we beat our only rival on the world stage, Whoever Trump's successor will be the new Julius Caesar and a shit ton of rebellions will happen and an American monarchy will be established sometime in the 2030s

It's called an analogy you fucking retard

You ever notice it's always retards telling you what to do? I mean, it's never JFK or General Patton, or a scientist, or fucking Jesus, or anyone with a fucking semblance of an understanding of what the fuck is going on.

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What if I play Rapelay?

>Join the military because some faggot tells you it's like CoD
>Majority of the time is just patrolling routes, harassing locals, teaching braindead militia sandniggers, and doing fuck all.
>If you even get into a fire fight which is absolutely fucking rare where the majority of squads don't even experience, it's not even as thematic as vidya. It's quick as soon as it happens and you're just camping distance from you and enemy.
BOOORIING, you told me it was like CoD.

>die for israel

no thanks im good

"Byzantine" Empire is Rome 1.0 tho

>General Patton and Jesus didn't tell people what to do

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Your analogy is fucking retarded you retard. I bet you think there was a specific event that could unilaterally be called the point where Rome fell.

I tried doing that but the zoo kicked me out

zero reading comprehension, dumb-ass, low-iq, no self-awereness dumb nigger

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I wouldn't have escaped nihilism if it wasn't for video games. In fact, I would probably have killed myself or at least have done horrible things to myself. Video games were the only thing I had through my darkest times and the people I've met through vidya helped me more than anyone I knew in real life. Video games helped me realize there is always hope, no matter the circumstances.

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the american kind

honestly even as a burger America deserves to collapse so our (((Government))) cant do retarded shit like attack foreign countries

You're not cool or interesting for knowing about Rome, faggot

>enlisting in the modern us military
the us army hasn't been defending anyone's rights after at least ww2. All you've been doing is spreading the will of Israel

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You sound like a fag.

That was basically a Greek empire after Justinian and a tiny remnant after Muhammad showed up.

Bet you can't even find Rome on a map faggot.

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this, if i wasnt for my autism id be a draft dodger if America were to ever reinstate it, luckily im aspergers as hell and have been in a mental hospital 3 times for suicide attempts.

>dying for Jews

nope

What did I just say lol?