Be mad at a multiplayer videogame

>be mad at a multiplayer videogame
>see a spider out of the corner of my eye
>kill that motherfucker
>not mad anymore

fuck vidya and fuck spiders

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spiders are bros you dumb motherfucker

BOOTA

I just want to put my dick between a woman's sole and her shoe and rub it.

taking your anger out on a harmless spider is kind of a nigger move

Wait I have the same bag as her.

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Spider are fucking awesome, you weakminded cunt. Kill yourself next time instead of a spider and do everyone a favor.

It really pisses me off to see girls like this. She only looks good because she was born attractive like that

are you cute

Fucking nigger spiders are bros and since I don't bother them they don't bother me.

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Ask her to take of her heels and watch how flat her ass will look in reality when her foot is level.

Yes

I wish I could fuck asian office ladies. Heels stay on btw. Life isn't fair.

Imagine having yellow fever.

m/f?

>heels stay on
>can't see feet
No

tfw no office romance

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>mfw

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Clean your room

No, youre a m/f.

The gal in the picture ain't asian.

BRAP

ok. still would though.

I'm considering just setting it on fire and buying a new house.

POOPA

quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!

Are spiders good for you?

>still
lmao yeah right.

>I-I just have the yellow fever... It's not like white women have standards so high it's impossible for me to compete

They murder the shit out of stuff that will fuck with you while you sleep.

do eet

>OOKA!

No but they respect you better than women do.

They can also read your eyes and follow your line of sight. They're pretty smart

post vidya spiders to trigger arachnophobes ITT

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based

Call me gay, I don't care but I like spiders more than I like women.

After I fap my love for women is gone, but my love for spiders never goes away.

Pencil skirts and panty lines are my weakness

Office women turn me on so much when they're dressed like this.

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>call me gay
Lmao didn't have to read the rest, faggot

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Why is your shit so dirty. Pickup them bottles lil nigga

>mfw dark messiah spiders

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what if they fuck with me while I sleep instead

anger is strange

TERRARIA SPIDERS ICKY ICKY ICKY I DONT LIKE THEM I HATE THEM I DONT LIKE THEM

I love high heels

Damn bitch, you live like this?

goddamn i want to bury my face in that

Shit user that's pretty based but please keep my lunch alone ahah, I've been watching you play those silly games all night from the ceiling, how about taking a break champ?

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DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

My phobia of spiders is so bad that I can't even kill them without feeling an absolute dread in the bottom of my soul. All my partners had to get rid of them for me because I can fucking break in tears at the sight of one. These little leggy things are like an absolute nightmare to me.

Shut the fuck up bug juice slurping spider, you are next on my to do list.

They 100% do. Spiders wil explore every already-open orifice of your body to lay their eggs. The babies will crawl out of you while you sleep, too.

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