Why are niirds so fucking stupid?

Why are niirds so fucking stupid?

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literally walking fusilli, not sure what amount of intelligence you would expect

>niird
>no jahck
what the fuck?

How are they even alive and not mass culled by predators if they're really dumb?

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Have you seen those calves? They could probably run across the ocean.

Yeah but their situational awareness is like in the negatives though. Fucking fish have higher perception than them.

i mean, there are some really fucking stupid animals out there

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Name some then.

>I want to fuck the Michelin mascot but with legs
Here's your problem.

Michelin man ain't got legs like that.

I don't want to fuck animals though, see the thing is God granted us Willpower and a sense of control and I make sure to use it.

Sejan only has manlet version of poh-acks and no real predators.

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Big of true.

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sloths

Sloth's have like, no natural predator and have toxic as fuck mold growing on them as a defense form.

I think the poh-acks are a really dumb design tbqh. Even more that they're suppose to be used as mounts, like there's no way. Should be something on legs that looks like a predator.

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>sloths
>not literal crack baby no-brained koalas

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> Even more that they're suppose to be used as mounts, like there's no way. Should be something on legs that looks like a predator.
Ah yes, horses, the greatest predators of them all.

Not the same thing at all you dummy.

If Dingo's weren't the Apex Predator of Australia I 100% gurantee Koala's would have died off by being naturally overhunted. Something that fucking stupid and useless has no right to exist.

That's my point, you make it sound like we should ride tigers into battle.

That'd be pretty cool actually. But Giant tigers able to hold a human's weight died during the Last Ice Age. We do have bears though which would make fantastic work animals.

Just having a date is enough for me at this point

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nah, sloths are still dumber. Friendly reminder that they will crawl down to the ground for the sole purpose of shitting.

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At least theories of sloths being down to earth are grounded.

Yeah that thing looks real stupid to be a proper mount. Too thin and has no legs for mobility.

So how exactly am I supposed to not get pozzed by that illiterate swindler?