*AVGN voice*

*AVGN voice*

WHAT WERE THEY FUCKING THINKING???

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The space marines are the black dragons, and the white dragon is their son in juxtaposed colors. Wait this is just making it sound worse.

Cuck

>blood ravens
>they aren't khorne chaos marines

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>Crimson Fists
>Only one fist is a crimson colour

>emperors children
>They are chaos marines

spicehammers are gay

Is this the W40K thread?

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>Ultramarines
>their armor is actually cobalt blue
>Alpha Legion
>actually the last legion
>Iron Warriors
>very clearly made of flesh
>Iron Hands
>the dudes hands were actually made of necrodermis
>Space Wolves
>actually just a bunch of hairy guys
>Death Guard
>don't guard anything, much less death itself
>Thousand Sons
>there were significantly more than a thousand of them

Why he didn't get more game? He was going to save the Ultra Smurfs from being hated and mocked!

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mechanicus is worth checking out

>warhammer 40,000
>there are more than 40,000 warhammers

Chaos Gate
Mechanicus
Space Marine

Dawn of War II.
Get a friend. co-op is fun.

>Warhammer 40,000
>Is actaully set around the year 42,000

>Adeptus Custodes
>more like bodyguards than custodians

>Space wolves
>Aren't actually w- Oh wait, right, fuck.

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>basically glorified janitors for the last 11,000 years
nah, seems accurate

If you like L4D games then vermintide is fun with friends. 1 was left in a good spot, 2 is slowly getting updates to balance weapons. Space Hulk: Deathwing is similar, more shooting oriented than vermintide (AI is shit, play with friends). Mechanicus is fun, the music is great and there is a lot of lore in it. The new necrounda game is bare bones XCOM clone with wonky AI and only a few gangs, wait for updates.

do you think they get paid? They couldn’t possibly do it for free?

You aren't an angel, you are literally space jesus in every sense.

Now that is a question I want answered. When did they switch from "our" years of 365 days = 1 year to Standard Imperial time where 1000 days = 1 year? Like in the old lore they said that people living to 35 on a forgeworld was rare due to the 18 - 20 hour days they work and eating only corpse starch and gruel. Do they mean 35 our years or 35 SI years? Same shit with Dante, he's like 1,500 years old at the beginning of the Devastation of Baal when their home world came under attack by the tyranids. Or Bjorn, is he 10k our years or SI? Questions I would like the answers to, but also don't want to know because half of the fun is the mystery of the setting.

>White Scars
>Are all space Mongolians

>They couldn’t possibly do it for free
user, I... I'm sorry. They do, in fact, do it for free.

The bad guy from the animated Mulan movie was really pale, makes sense to me.

>slanesh

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> The Corpse Guild is part of Necromunda's Merchants Guild and is responsible for overseeing the processing of the Hive World's dead, into the food known as Corpse-Starch.
huh, thats arousing

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Reminder that Ollanius Pius has been retconned (again, like 4th time now). He is no longer a lone guardsmen that stood defiant in the face of the traitor Warmaster Horus Lupercarl during the Siege of Terra. He is now a perpetual like the emperor, but older than him.

Thank you for reminding me that GW is retarded and doesn't understand what people like about 40k.

>Pertyfags
What's it like having the most autistic primarch?

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interesting

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