WOBBLEGATE IS BACK

WOBBLEGATE IS BACK

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It's uh.... i... immersive?
It's a good thing, xbots wish their console wasn't stable.

put it on the stand, you retard

>needing a stand in the first place

Now even the CONSOLE has rumble. Sony does it again!

the wobble is because of the stand retard

>stand
yoooooooo is that a JoJo reference?

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Isn't it upsidedown?

>installing game
>accidentally hit the desk
>horrible sounds coming from the bluray drive
>disc horrible scratched
>money stolen

thank you sony

PS2 won
360 won
PS4 won
????

you're welcome, now kneel and raise your fist, colonizer.

>360 won

wii you mean, right?

wii > ps3 > 360

This delusion wii was for faggots and children

KEK

retard, its not on a stand, you clearly see its not, retard

test

you are still wrong tho

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>360 won
eh, no sweeties, PS3 wiped the floor with 360

Put it vertical like its suppose to be.

360 mauled thr PS3 until after the PS4 was released and the Huehuehues bought PS3s for 20 bucks.

retard clearly your wrong retard

lol sonyfags still can't cope

No I’m not

This and I'm not even an Xbox fan. The 360 is the only Xbox console I'll ever own, but you can't deny the importance of the comparatively rapid growth.

>Sony stopped reporting sales in 2012
>Microsoft stopped reporting sales in 2015

this is almost as stable as their servers

retard

TECHNOLOGY!

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>i only play on mature consoles for mature gamers such as myself

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Sony hasn't had a good console design since the PS2 Slim.

Legit the only thing on Zig Forums that's made me laugh today

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where's the stand you retard?

you're like DSP sticking your cock in an electrical outlet "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW SHOCKGATE IS BACK!"

dumbass

PC won
PC won
PC won
PC won

>360 won

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retard

Why is it so ugly bros?

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Third place can’t be the winner, first place is the winner. Wii is first place, therefore the winner.

It's the last time a console truly qualified as "slim" too in my opinion. It was ridiculously smaller than the PS2. Even if you took all the wasted space for the hard drive slot, it was still smaller than it should have been. They crammed a lot in there.

dude pushes hard on the console, oh nooo it moves!!!! are you retarded?

OH NONONONONONONONO

Wasn't as cute as the PSOne though.

Japajese engineering, plastic folded 40 times. Please understand.

fake news, retard
>push object
>it moves
WAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Are you retarded?

some limpwristed fagit doesn't fit the stand properly? and you can clearly see the console is angled without stand in OP image.

you're pouring boiling water on your crotch and declaring "DICKBURNGATE IS BACK", you paragon among retards

Why would you set it upside down?

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why's his internet router wobbling like that

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>Japajese
California

oof

Of course it wobbles, it's an uneven, stupid fucking design.

is this some not so elaborate trolling attempt

not even an xbot nor am i meming when i say i have really good vibes about XSX winning this gen.

This is embarrassing af for a 500 dollar console

Wouldn't the wobble damage discs? Honest question

>Literally no space for air to get in
It's going to be a fucking oven in there

RIP disc drives and discs.

I hope so

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that's going to overheat so fucking hard holy shit.

>console needs a stand whether horizontally or vertically

if this doesnt scream rushed development I dont know what does

>snoys bois are so weak that a light tap is "pushing hard"
L M A O
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you are a massive retard

who even uses discs nowadays tho, just dont be a boomer and get the digital version

xsx isn't the product they're trying to get to win, gamepass is the product they're pushing, and i'm fucking dreading how shit new releases are going to get under the game pass model if that's dominant in 3-4 years.

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More then half of those wiis are actually fitness products not video game systems and you know it.

Wtf I tought sales are what matter for sonybros, with how much they talk about PS4 selling numbers

I'm not going to buy it because lolmodernconsoles but does this actually matter to anyone? How often do you actually touch a ps4 or xbone? Remote on/off, mostly discless, etc.

LMFAO

It can. It can also fuck up HDDs. SSDs I'm not sure about, though. Probably not.

That's a feature, just buy digital.

it is then, thanks.
hurr just rely on their servers and them allowing you access to your games and giving up the possibility of resale and getting to enjoy games without an internet subscription
how are snoys this stupid

somehow i knew this answer was coming. headphone jacks are obsolete too right

I was on the fence with the PS5, was going to wait before getting one but now, I really don't want this fucking monstrosity ! ! FUCK YOU SONY YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!

>light tap
Are you retarded? he almost punches the console. Wash your eyes retard!

The basedjoyboyjo cope in this thread is delicious

very based

it could damage the disk if you bump it wrong. Remember what would happen with the 360 if it falls over with a disk inside?

It doesn’t even make sense. What console in history needed a stand to lay horizontally? Everything about the PS5 is a red flag for being incompetently engineered.

jesus christ what an ugly disaster

>pet rubs up against console
>hdd wiped
t-thanks sony

Yikes.

>Punches the console
Jeez this is what a weak soi male thinks a punch is lmao.

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Most drives have plenty of shock absorbtion. PS4 had barely any and it was also fucking loud. They put more for the new drive. This kind of wobble is unlikely to do any damage but it isnt healthy and might reduce disc read performance. The guy in the vid is retarded and did not install it propely tho.

Why though? Worked out for tv shows and Netflix, I think. Some of the best TV shows of the past 5 years have come out of streaming services. Gamepass model only sucks if Sony doesn't get its fucking head in the game and offer competition. As long as there is competition we have nothing to worry about.

Fire hazard

Why the FUCK didn't they just make the white outside flaps straight?

>he almost punches the console.
the fuck? do you know what a punch is?

sony setting the standard in industrial design.

Retard? Retard!

It uses an SSD you fucktard

>hdd
nice bait