Would Peach ever actually marry Mario?

Would Peach ever actually marry Mario?

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no

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It was her dream on the smash path wasn't it?

She literally rejected them both at the end of Odyssey

It was

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Fake and bullshit

Odyssey's artbook is so depressing

It's like they picked the least interesting option every time

Why would peach ever want to marry mario if she can have Big Bowser Cock instead ?

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You just reminded me of a dream I had a while back

It was about the Mario Movie. The plot of it was that Mario was getting tired of his current life and decided to take all the wealth he accumulated adventuring and retired to the big city. He bought a big penthouse and started living it up. He got a new girlfriend too, her name was Katie

Not really, it's all part of an well oiled propaganda machine.
"Mario the hero saved us again, and if bowser can't defeat mario, you can't either", "next time we will get mario, if you work harder, also you didn't seem all those resources going to the mushroom kingdom".

Mario is probably banging some random toad.

Gotta keep it perfect

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>Mario is actually a superhero with a civilian alter ego with a normal family

Mario if he perfect

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>It's like they picked the least interesting option every time

Guarantee someone would be saying the same bullshit with what we didn't get if those ended up being the used ideas

Someone please post the pic of peach next to bowser's massive peener

Nintendo's gotten pretty anti lore with Mario.
Can't have continuity or even much plot at all besides the very basic

You're gonna have to be more specific

Who the fuck would be begging for awkwardly realistic people over that soul overload city concept art.

I can't remember exactly, but it pretty took up the whole picture and she looked pretty flustered

>had bowsette.
>Throw away the whole concept.

I wonder if staff didn't got slapped for this.

When hasn't it been that way? Fucking Galaxy 2 a direct sequel even tossed out any continuity

Poor Koizumi is trying, but Mario became a sterile corporate mascot somewhere back in the late Wii era. He's like Mickey Mouse, they're so afraid of him doing or being in anything that might change people's perception of the brand that they're killing the appeal of the character and his world

el mario perfecto...

Real and the opposite of bullshit

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Why does this make me hungry?

Didn't the galaxy reset at the end of the first game anyway?

I always assumed Sunshine was their honeymoon

This is as autistic as Sega making sure the right shade of blue for sonic is used.

A lot of people considering everything we don't get is always seen as more mysterious and interesting than what we do get. I see this shit too often with game beta's/alpha's and when people finally get those ideas they stop giving a fuck.

A lot of companies have similar stuff, is mostly to keep merch in model.

Mario standing next to a real-ass man in New York is a more iconic, memorable, and amusing image for Odyssey than "Mario next to a Mario person in a Mario city" would have been.

this one is definitely the best choice.

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But Mickey has the 2013-Present shorts and Kingdom Hearts

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>opposite of bullshit
bull food.

>making a reference model all dynamic and shit

the fuck nintendo

Not unless she has an older sibling or three, isn't de facto ruler of The Mushroom Kingdom, is a toss-away royal, or Mario is royalty himself.

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we had paper mario and mario & luigi atleast
now the first has no story anymore and the later is dead

Thank you user

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she sends mario a lot of mixed signals

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The Former still has continuity but the new direction isn't something everyone will love

Peach must be either Bi-polar or a sociopath that enjoys playing with mens emotions.

what the hell is the true signal

Can't Peasants become Royal Consorts? Mario wouldn't need any royal power anyway.

No because the problem is they want to be able to change the story and lore from game to game. Marriage isn't something they can take back. It also messes with things because then Mario should be living with Peach.

Illustrates the joints and the dynamic range of the character - that even though he's a fucking lard-ass who's dumps rivals that of Christmas hippopotamuses, he's still more Zig Forums than you.

Bi-polar would make more sense

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Mario isn't fat, just a manlet.

Most of it is minor, though I am still disappointed about the lack of Toad Town and guitaress Rosalina.

lol no.

isn't mario a little bit too old for peach?

>Dear Mario, please come visit, I made cake
>Dear Mario, please hurry home today, I made cake

I think the lore can handle it.

Bi-Polar, The Game.

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If she married Mario it would change the whole dynamic of Bowser's character. Bowser captures peach because he wants to marry her. He's not evil, just misguided and a bit stupid, as a giant turtle he doesn't understand how relationships with a human are supposed to work. If Peach is Mario's wife then he's trying to steal some dude's wife. At that point he is clearly evil which isn't what Nintendo wants him to be.

He & Luigi are in their early-to-mid 20's, according to Nintendo. They're also no longer plumbers.
Peach I forget how old they said she is, if they did.

How do we get Mario Jr then? you gotta think of the future