Fuck you microsoft

Zoom zoom

360 was the only good Xbox controller they ever made.

>Dreamcast
ABXY + LR + Start = 7
>SNES
ABXY + LR + Start + Select = 8
>PS1
ΔOX□ + L1R1 + L2R2 + Start + Select = 10

Why was the cable on the bottom? Did they ever give an explanation for that?

as opposed to X on +Y and Y on -X
fucking retard lmfao

>the virgin alphabet
>The Chad Shapes

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The A button is the primary button for interacting in video games and having it be closer to the right thumbstick (where the average player rests their thumb) is a good thing

The only people who are mad are manlets with tiny hands that hold the controllers by their sides

Y was on top for the Gamecube.

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Microsoft's makes more sense though? They're one the X and y axis

fuck you duke best controller

Right, because Select was a super important button on the SNES wasn't it

I wish more controllers were like the game cube, it was ahead of its time.

Sega did it first

I love the console but not this controller so much... Triggers hurt, D-pad sucks(this is after the never topped Saturn pad), cord on the bottom, what the fuck.

Pfff obviously there's a little thing in the back
Someone help me describe the thing

because it has two slots for a bigass memory card and a rumble pack taking up all the available space at the top
it feels like even they knew it was awkward because the controller has a notch at the back specifically made to hold the cable up, it took me literal years of playing it constantly as a kid before i noticed

Do you retards think of coordinates when looking at a fucking controller?
In the split second to look for a button do you immediately think "WHAT COORDINATE WOULD THAT LETTER CORRESPOND TOO?"

Do you not?

why would you want an obese brick

who the hell brings up a cartesian graph in their mind every single instance they see/hear X or Y in their lives

Lmao

It's obvioulsy
X-seX
Y-boY
B-Boy
A-girlsAreAssholes

who wouldn't want an obese control

Yes, I would like to think anyone with a high IQ would this simple check before glancing at a controller. Do you not?

>No C or Z buttons
What the fuck were they thinking?

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Posting my ideal controller lay out

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>A and B, front buttons
>X and Y, back buttons
>Z buttons in the very back
what is there not to understand

Cross, square, triangle, circle.

who the fuck actually looks at the buttons more than once. do you fucks have no muscle memory?

It's the only way X and Y makes sense instead of Y and Z, dummy.

brainlet tier

But Z is also a coordinate plane dumb ass
Also
X is actually a cross like its crossing out
The Y is a "Why?"

Playstation shapes are more elegant than letters.

X and Y are just go-to variables for anything

X and Y are colors in Pokemon

Why is there a slider

>>>slider
>>>on/off
The ideal is a Gamecube controller with a second Z and two extra triggers, like the Steam controller, along with the +/- buttons. And the home and screenshot buttons too, I guess.
Plus you would be able to remove each of the four components and switch them around, as it would come with two joysticks, one of them yellow, a D-pad, the Gamecube layout, and a traditional diamond layout with buttons you could switch around as you liked.
Also a Steam-controller mouse pad thing. It's actually really neat.