Hey shitass, you wanna see me get a 1 in 40 billion chance?

youtu.be/oJ8-nEhYBqE

Will he make it, bajs?

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What happened?

It's ALWAYS sad when one hit wonders try to keep themselves relevant rehashing the same shit.

Famous minecraft faggot committed the ultimate sin and cheated in a speedrun
Here's a reupload because the original got taken down youtube.com/watch?v=Z8BM8WkJ1fc

Wait I thought this was just a shitpost, he tried to pass this off as serious??

saved you the read:
>why should i cheat?
>even if i cheated, why would i cheat in this way and not another, very obvious way?
>i really care about the community, so why should i cheat?
>i only get 9 million views on the speedrunning videos rather than 27 million, so why should i cheat for such a small amount of viewers?
>i didn't even get a world record time so why should i cheat?
>muh sample size
>i don't know how to program mods so why should i cheat? (even though changing loot values is something you can do with a youtube tutorial in 15 minutes)
>i know you said i can always stop cheating to make my streams seem legit again and that's a fair point, but i didn't because i said so, like, why should i cheat?

His game files were unintentionally modified by cosmic rays. You can't prove it didn't happen so it's true by default, that's how it works.

also, he says he won't make a video on this to prevent doxxing the moderators, but then like 6 words later says that he will make a video anyway because "some of the mods don't like him"

>9 million views
>small amount of views
I hope I never get an ego this size

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

drem = dream?

legit question

It's a fucking shitpost you idiot. Here's some guy debunking the real speed run video youtube.com/watch?v=kX4c8-QaOK8

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no, another speedrunner who dream got banned for cheating. it was used in the video for comparison, i.e cosmic rays making drem's speedrun legit are the same probability as these drops

>couldn't stop himself from flooding the speedrun discord every day with posts about how kind he is to the community so he wrote an essay on pastebin instead
holy shit

here's what actually happened
>dream makes small mods and datapacks for his half-scripted youtube videos which modify certain things, including enderpearl trade rate
>dream starts streaming
>dream forgot to turn off the mods/datapacks
>dream is now in extreme damage control mode

I wanna see minecraft bitches get fucked

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>Fun fact: to get as lucky as Dream allegedly got, you would have to do an average of 10 and a half trillion piglin trades (40 billion trials of 263 trades). If you did this back to back with one piglin, it would take roughly 2 million years (6 seconds * 10.5 trillion).
I'm a mathlet can anyone confirm this youtube comment has a correct estimation?

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even more proof that speedrunners are mentally ill

Lmao if this is true. Dude had the biggest popularity explosion probably
ever on youtube, would have been set for life, now his faggot preteen fanbase will turn on him

I don't know if this is correct, but you will probably need millions of years anyway, because the chance of getting 45 or more pearls within 263 trades is around 0.000000000007%.

>change drop rates from 5% to 15%
Why did he think nobody would notice this? Why not just change it to something less obvious, like 7% or 8%?

>now his faggot preteen fanbase will turn on him
maybe like 3% of the fanbase will turn on him, the rest will blindly defend him and continue writing sexual fanfiction of him

Holy shit that guy is such a fucking faggot. It’s a fucking minecraft speedrunner, why can’t he just present the evidence without making it so dramatic? Is he a snowden wannabe? I watched 20 seconds and I want to gouge my eyes out

t. butthurt Dream fan
you gotta be at least 18 to post here

It's a fucking minecraft video, of course it has some major fucking autism

>speedrunning
>minecraft
>shitass
I hate zoomers so much its honestly unbelievable

He was referring to the video showcasing dream cheating, saying how the skits are cringey and unnecessary

absolutely based

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you can thank boomers for the first two

Yeah nah. If you can watch that video without cringing at how embarassing it is you’re on a level of autism beyond comprehension.

the odds of the pearl drops are literally so astronomical that its a standard 8.2 deviation
which means if its legitimate (which its fucking not) the odds of someone having those pearl drops again would happen roughly a billion years from now

I don't care one bit about streamers or minecraft, but the fact people were counting the individual trades for fraud it utterly hilarious to me. Don't even think about trying to fudge the numbers in a room full of autists, they absofuckinglutely will not hesitate to bust out the graphing calculator on you.

/v has always shat on speedrunners cheating, it's just this time it's a popular e-celeb cheating at Minecraft

Fuck you, asshole, I clicked this link and my computer exploded and the shrapnel went up my dickhole

They won't, they fawned over a post he made about how nice he is to Illumina (despite Illumina being someone Dream accused of cheating before)
wonder how much Illumina is seething, he deleted his discord due to how many Dream fans were in there