Girl joins the guild

>girl enters chat
>everyone starts making jokes and trying to show off
>actually have a good time
>girl leaves
>go back to silence

>there are faggots posting on my board born after the Beatles broke up
LEAVE NOW

does this actually happen? i've had dozens of girl guildies before and it was never a big deal.

>girl joins guild
>friends start making fun of you to impress her
Fuck men and women

they were licensed in popculture that millennials grew up with.

Its rather odd. I know this episode, but this picture looks like someone photoshopped the head on

>girl joins clan
>creepy old dude writes rape fanfic about her and another dude's wife who sometimes plays with us
>posts it to our forums
there are a lot of weirdos on the internet

the one thing I hate about being in a online enviroment (like a discord call or some such) with women is that without fail they are ALWAYS the first one to take offence and make things awkward . I feel like around females more than anything everyone has to hide their powerlevels because they just are not on the same page as cauterized as guys.

Example
>sharing stupid gifs with one another
>someone post a REKT gif of a bunny getting tackled by a eagle
>"OMG THAT IS NOT OKAY! CAN YOU DELETE THAT!?"
>this causes a awkward event and schism

I hate this more than anything. I swear to have a group any size past 3-5 close male friends is just inviting disaster. femaales and normies are the fucking worst.

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whenever a girl joins to my LOL/FFXIV Discord they usually join in for a few games and then the girls just drop the game and don't ever join again
But tbqh I think it's because they expect attention and we all are legit 40 year olds jaded about life and roasties and just prefer getting the dopamine from a raid/ranked game than entertaining some roastie bitch that can't farm the fucking cannon minion

rip my nigga Dolby Axon

>girl joins the guild

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The way he treated his first son is proof of what utter human garbage John Lennon was.

every time.

>girl joins guild
>has more fucked up and dark humor than most of the guys
>threatens to rape other guildies if she doesnt get the gear she wants
>caused one guy to leave by constantly DMing him that he was a nigger on multiple platforms
>very convincingly photoshopped the guild leader into gay porn and sent it to his parents
>got kicked out of a convention hall after getting super drunk and groping a cosplayer during a meetup
>has had multiple underage guild members visit her from out of state
>basically runs the guild with an iron fist even though she isnt leader
She has friends that are exactly like her and I'm fucking terrified she is going to invite them. No she isnt fat or ugly, she's a solid 7/10 and a fucking sociopath. I want to leave the guild but she has me added on multiple accounts and I'm afraid she will do something to me.

what a slut

>be me
>stop playing wow for like 6 years after cata because it was just kinda garbage
>hear legion is good and decide to start playing again
>its actually really fun
>meet this guy while leveling my DH
>hes pretty cool and we level/do dungeons together
>turns out he is the leader of a pretty decent guild on our server (Thrall)
>invites me
>get on discord vc with them one day
>guild leader instantly starts orbiting me and flirting hardcore after hearing my voice (i get told its pretty cute often)
>not really into men but like the guild and hanging out with them so i just kinda dont really respond at all to his comments
>im not really geared for it but he decides to start bringing my undergeared ass along on raids despite me not thinking i should and none of the other members thinking either
>actually get more than a few pieces of gear in just 2 weeks from being carried by my unimpressed guildies
>GM keeps orbiting hardcore, making me super uncomfortable and our guildies often make comments about me basically just being his whore

>one day an autistic guildie who hates mestumbles upon a discord server i had been in over a year ago
>autistically scans through hundreds of comments i had made to find an old post talking about how i was trans and had transitioned
>posts it in our guild discord
>guild is in absolute chaos as they cannot stop laughing hysterically at our gm who has been oribiting a trap for almost 2 months now

>leave as soon as they find out and block all of them because dont want to deal with harssment
>guild disbands not long after
>i just wanted to make some fucking friends and play some goddamn wow
>only play single player games now because this shit always seems to happen

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having a female friend is fine
having a female friend join your friend GROUP is to invite drama and disaster.
I've seen it happen so many times.

sometimes its thots are attentionseekers.
sometimes the reptile brain switch flips inside of some guys heads and suddenly they turn into a ass always trying to one-up each other or preen themselves to look alpha.
sometimes the gender gap just makes some thigns awkward like when everyone is joking about jerking off and then the femoid chimes in how she jerks off too and things get weird because it isnt relateable to anyone.

IT JUST DOESNT WORK. DONT TRY IT LADS.

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>it's old so it's bad

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None of this happened. You will always be a man and you will always sound like one.

dumb slut would've instantly started dating one of them if they were attractive

Just leave and tell her she's s stupid cunt on the way out.
Also anonymously snitch her for molesting boys.

John was a bitch, but also the leader and the second biggest talent of the group (after George).

>Don't be in shit guilds
>Not shit guilds don't invite shit girls
>No shit girls means no bullshit
I've raided with females plenty and only ever had problems in low tier trash guilds. One of the good chicks I raided with in WoW was so hard on the 'tism she did 8 solid hours of battle pets a week purely for Mechagon rep.

>waaah! people can't stop falling in love with me!
of course she would be fucking chad if he wasn't fucking the stacies instead.

>You will always be a man
But i know i will always be a man
>will always sound like one.
lol
clyp.it/ga0qv11o

It's not really too common, but when it does happen, it's either she was just looking for attention all along and will create drama just to get it, or betas simp for her and start a civil war over who gets to have her feet pics (which they'll never obtain anyway). I remember quite a few women and my WoW guild and it was civil, nothing stupid happened

Same but I'm only 2 weeks on HRT

>be me
who else would you be you stupid cunt

AND IN THE END
THE LOVE YOU TAKE
IS EQUAL TO THE LOVE YOU MAKE

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You can tell that Paul and Ringo are forcing their smiles.

Sounds like a little boy, but that isnt you anyway. Go ahead and make a new one and just say the time and date.
Oh wait you wont do that because you know you sound like a man trying to raise the pitch of his voice and wrote a long ass fanfiction about being desired. 41% yourself soon.

Don't be so hard on yourself my femboy :)

based

>guild was never that great to begin with so it really doesn’t matter

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>that voice
HORNY

Why didnt you tell them you werent a woman from the start, you are an asshole. You must have known he thought you were a girl, pretending not to notice doesnt absolve you you know

>cute voice
>tranny