HEY SHITASS WANNA SEE ME GET BANNED

HEY SHITASS WANNA SEE ME GET BANNED

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user NO DON'T SAY IT

>user immediately begins typing out the n-word
>extremely loud keyboard mashing noises
>As user approaches the "er" he begins screaming like a chimpanzee given a bushel of bananas for his birthday
>before completion turns around
>Shitass is gone, in his place there is a savannah
>Player enters creative mode and begins flying around looking for shitass
>flys up high, overlooks the land
>Realizes that this is a perfect to scale representation of Africa that Shitass has constructed
>Shitass is on a small platform overlooking the Sahara
>user flies up to him
>"S-shitass...?"
>Shitass pulls a switch, dropping a single tnt block
>The block hits the ground and explodes, igniting multiple layers hidden just beneath the surface
>As the entire continent of Africa explodes around them, user screams
>Server crashes

hello user
I read your post and enjoyed it
have a nice day

kino

thank you for your kind post, i wish you luck on your travels.

>YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL GAMERS ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND MY 8 STANDARDS OF DEVIATION AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SO NORMALLY YOU TRADE GOLD 1 ON 1 WITH A PIGLING YOU GOT 20/423 CHANCES OF GETTING A PEARL.
>BUT I'M A STATISTICAL ANOMALY AND I'M NOT NORMAL!
>SO I GOT AT LEAST 15% CHANCE TO GET A PEARL. AND THEN YOU ADD MY STREAMER LUCK TO THE MIX AND YOU SEE MY CHANCES OF WINNING AT MINECRAFT DRASTICALLY GO UP! YOU GOT THE ODDS OF BARTERING A PEARL AT (~4.73%) BUT I, I GOT 100% CHANCE TO GET 42 PEARLS OUT OF 263 ATTEMPTS EVERY SINGLE TIME, AND OTHER STREAMERS KNOW THEY CAN'T BEAT ME SO THEY AIN'T EVEN GONNA TRY!
>SO YOU TAKE MY 1 IN 40 000 BILLIONS CHANCES AND YOU ADD COSMIC RADIATIONS FLIPPING THE RIGHT BITS IN MY FAVOR AND YOU SEE THERE'S NO WAY I CAN'T END UP GETTING WHAT I WANT! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR ANYONE LOOKING TO SACRIFICE THEIR TIME ARGUING WITH ME!

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based

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Based thread already

I like the guy but it's too funny not to repost especially since it's dream green green texting