Dark Samus is cool

Dark Samus is cool.

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doomguy would reverse corruption breed her to be a good girl.

She already has a BF

Well user, she's waiting.

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>tfw no phazon gf

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Who? She seems like the forever alone type.

That bed is not big enough for two people.

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What do the babies look like

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Not as good as Dark Samus/Gravemind, mate.

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How do you suppose she was convinced to join the Smash roster? I don't think she would be interested on her own.

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shes fucking the dog

They promised she'd find love on the battlefield. they lied

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Not it

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time for the threadly "please god teke let me see your dark samus porn"

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Then what's it?

This

Dark Samus/Gravemind is better
This is a blue board, user! Think of the advertisers!

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>You're out in the club and someone slaps your space cancer waifu's ass. What do you do?

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Which design do you prefer Prime 2 or Prime 3?

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cover my eyes and close my mouth as I listen to her brutally murdering whoever was stupid enough to slap her ass that wasn't me.

>Not being a based smash stink

She's posting for her only fans. You are subscribed, right?

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>slap dark Samus' ass
>get mutated into some Phazon abomination

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Why is he so fucking small?

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the baby

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So will Dark Samus develop a Dark ZSS inside itself?

nope, Metroid Prime has absolutely no idea what a human is supposed to look like on the inside
it's veins go into the pauldrons and it's skeletal structure goes into the arm canon

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