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Shantae Thread
Leo Robinson
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Daniel Roberts
>tfw campaigned heavily for shantae
>dealt with all the shitposting because it was fun just to speculate
>turns out wayforward going silent on shantae and smash was 100% accurate but the reality was she was just a spirit
>haven't felt any excitement over the roster since
>Zig Forums feels the need to beat the dead horse for some reason instead of just making shantae coom threads outright
At least I have her as an ingame icon.
Nolan Morgan
I wish she had a chubby, healthy belly I could caress and kiss all day.
Anthony James
Clearly we follow the same people
Aaron Wilson
I'm with you user. Wanting Shantae in Smash almost feels like a chore at this point. But I still have hopes. Even if they have been beaten to hell
Owen White
>caring about Smash when she's not likely to get another game on par with, or superior to, Pirate's Curse
Benjamin Thompson
Adam Watson
I've just accepted it. WayForward seems to make good platformers for ever franchise that isn't their own flagship gal.
Noah Bailey
Mario is already in Smash.
Christian Long
I don't get this autistic joke
Matthew King
Josiah Lopez
Get ready for the explanation. It will be enough to make you say "Mama Mia!"
The joke is because a lot of people want Shantae for Smash, but it would be really funny if Shantae was already in Smash, disguised as someone else, and it would be even FUNNIER if that person was Mario, because that would mean that Nintendo's mascot was played by Shantae during Smash. Then it expanded into "what if Mario was killed off and they replaced him with Shantae in the mid-2000s?"
Then it became a funny conspiracy theory.
Logan Taylor
is the new shantae any good?
no one seems to talk about it.
Carson Evans
I see a lot of awful fat/obese Shantae art and this is one of them. Couldn't you keep it chub like the rest of us?
Parker Hernandez
We have had plenty of threads on it. People say it is good but not better than Pirate's Curse. I personally haven't beaten it yet but I also haven't touched it since I bought it
Kevin Hall
Not gonna make it
Isaac Ramirez
Jayden Gonzalez
This is a cute zombie
Luke Bennett
Matthew Harris
El chupacabra...
Wyatt Taylor
William Brooks
Owen Roberts
>fatfags
Well this thread is shit
John Bennett
before even scrolling down, i knew there would be fat fanart. you guys are insane
Leo Hernandez
I'm doin' my best to cancel that shit out.
Ethan Ortiz
these people sit on Zig Forums all day waiting for shantae threads so they can post the same 10 pictures every time. if you see a shantae thread just expect this
Camden Mitchell
I like a bit of cute chub but not comically fat or disgustingly obese shit.
Lincoln Reed
Dominic Davis
Eli Flores
Liam Sanchez
Which Shantae games are worth playing?
Connor Adams
Mason Morales
Daniel Richardson
>another shantae thread is getting ruined by fatniggers.
Are these shitlords literally monitoring this board 24/7 for shantae threads to flood these with obese shantae?
Leo Torres
Adam Lee
Henry Morales
It would be funny how easily triggered you all are if it weren't so sad
Bentley Watson
Shantae pubes
Jace Gutierrez
i want to taste her pubes.
Sebastian Smith
Nolan Williams
David Hill
They're just retarded fagbabies, ignore them.
Besides, there's absolutely awesome as fuck Shantae fanart like this one that vastly outnumbers fatfag shit!
Bentley Brooks
Jack Perez
Jaxon Myers
is there any lewd art of her pubes in display?
Gavin Ortiz
Kevin Hall
I have some but I'm not posting it because I don't spoon feed.
Matthew Bennett
Shantae pubes
Henry Perry
I'm snagging this for the NSFW folder. Thanks, fellow, user.