Is noita worth the 20 bucks?

The goal is to get to the end, are you a fucking retard?

It's okay, but, making a meme roguelike really killed it.
It would have been good as a proper RPG.

difficult games are fun because they're difficult

how long should i stay in the first two areas for? i kinda just want to rush through since the wands are shit but the gold can be useful

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Call me crazy but I don't regret modding in hearts glowing like wands.

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maybe just move to next area when you've fucked your health up

Spend first 3 hours clearing first 3 areas and taking shortcut on the right to get back to the surface

Try to get at least enough to afford a perk reroll in case you need it, 200 for the first one. Otherwise just explore until you're low on health or you've seen most of it. Or if you're confident I guess you can just rush a few areas.

There's zero reason to wait in the first two areas. As soon as you get to third area you can go back to the first via the tunnel in top-right, and pick up and orb from the chamber there if you didn't cross the lava pond the first time you were at surface.

as someone that loved powder games as a nipper, the game is exceedingly boring and disappointing, probably one of my biggest gaming disappointments from the last few years or so
I wish I could put it into words better, but it really does just suck, it's more like a tech demo than anything, nothing but wasted potential

they should make a 3D version of this game with minecraft mechanics in it and call it minecraft 2

I'm probably doing it wrong myself.
I roll the first area till I can get 600 golds, so I can perk reroll twice.
second area I like to check around for a digging wand, there seems to be a high chance for them spawning. If I find a good one I'll either mine loads of gold or check the fungal cave.

get 200-600 gold per floor but rush to fungal caverns, all the good wands are in there and the place left of snowy caverns.

t. hasn't played the game since 1.0

any questions? don't @ me

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>current noita version: 1.0

well then why the fuck you just tell this new player to bait a secret boss?

it really made me realize how retarded the heart spawning is sometimes, like when it's fully submerged in a pocket of coal/snow deep in a wall.

the game honestly needs a heart finder perk like the wand and enemy finder.

I did it yesterday too, I will use it for a while at least to help me learn where they can spawn, because they can be in really silly places.

Why is everyone always so down on homing?
The homing spell is fucking awful, but the light effect of the perk is amazing for things like bounce ball and slime ball
Bounce Ball does more damage the faster its going, and slime ball is slow as shit and accelerates away towards the enemy
I know that its a bit annoying when shit tries to shoot stuff through the floor but that's what GITTING GUD is for

>first area
grab a tome, smack enough enemies with it to get ~500 gold, grab whatever you find preferably some good flasks and you might get lucky with a wand, if you have health remaining then it doesn't hurt to look around more, especially for health upgrades but it is boring
>second area
if you have a solid machine gun and digging wand, you can head over to fungal caverns to find all sorts of juicy concoctions and wands, high risk high reward, otherwise it's a pretty mediocre zone to scavenge as things are far apart and deceptively high risk

Not that guy but he's right. There's no boss to the right of ice level, at least not with a garanteed spawn. I went from ice level to top twice yesterday and there was nothing on the way.

@530166894
Oil blood is too high, glass cannon, living on the edge, and homing shots are too low, and extra knockback is pure garbage
otherwise pretty good list

>enemy shooting at you from the edge of the screen
>try to shoot it
>projectiles home toward an enemy behind a wall next to you
it's a shit noob trap perk, homing is only useful on very few projectiles in the first place like death clouds

He said to grab the orb which is the spawn trigger for the boss.

>everyone telling new players to go to fungal caverns
Maybe I'm exceptionally bad but that place is like a death trap for me most of the time unless I already got good stuff.

But I grabbed the orb too and nothing spawned. Since when does the orb across the lava lake spawn a boss?

Having any orb is what triggers the boss to spawn

since one of the first hotfixes after 1.0

oil blood grants some explosive immunity, definitely above average perk
glass cannon is only useful for complete shit wands or just having fun with explosives, but it's not a very strong perk
living on the edge is just a worse version of glass cannon
homing shots see extra knockback is exactly where it belongs, the middle of the pack

Really? where? or you mean the final boss? Because in one of those runs I even got 3 and nothing ever spawned.

In fact, in my 40h as a shitter I don't think I've ever seen a single boss.

I told my NEWB friend to go across the lava lake and get the orb
It spawned the boss on him, was pretty funny
Thank you Discord streaming

No, only the one to the right, and actually, going to the orb is the trigger, not picking it up.

High risk, high reward. The wands there are typically strong enough to carry you through mid-game.

really? Cause I had it trigger when I only had the orb from the dark area in the 3rd stage

The NEW secret boss in area 3, its spawn point is the big hole between area 1 and 3

Sane people don't take money-spending advice from the ones buying Zig Forums passes.

>The NEW secret boss in area 3, its spawn point is the big hole between area 1 and 3
Weird, haven't seen anything. Maybe I didnt' have the hotfix?
Oh well, guess I'll run into him eventually.

>spell wrapping bugged due to a one letter typo
>still not hotfixed
reeeeeeeee

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JESUS
I went to the orb room across thelava and it spawned now. Killed it and dropped health, the orb and Some schyte artifact?
What do I do with it. Also will all orbs have a boss once you pick them up now or what?

why though? no story to keep me interested and the gameplay mechanics get old after a couple runs. I mean it's really cool that you simulate each pixel but how many times can I find it cool that the entire level is on fire and I can't walk on the ground because it's covered in acid?

>shoot an enemy without thinking
>realize as the spell leaves my wand its a swap wizard
>die instantly as my own spell anal rapes me

Why do you need a story?
Does Mario need a story?
PRINCESS PEACH ARE KIDNAP, RESCUE HER!
NOITA ARE POOR, TURN WORLD TO GOLD!

because it's fun
not having fun? don't play it
couldn't be any more simple

Nah, mostly for that one if only to deter people from going there asap the moment you start a run.

It's not that bad. Just don't rush in and don't be afraid to bomb some of the really annoying enemies.

>pass user
aahahahahahah what the fuck is this
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this game isnt for you, mouth breather.