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chu mad black boi

Show HUEG Console
i'll start it

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>half the size
>20% more power
Welp snoys, time to go back to Congo and die in the dirt like the niggers you are.

>runs hotter than a bar heater in standby

fuck off im fat and hot already

PS5 looks gaudy and outdated. Are they going the iRobot aesthetic will suddenly be cool again?

probably want to ensure retards can tell it apart from the ps4

Where the fuck does a ps5 go on an average tv stand?

Grills love BWC (Big White Consoles)

oh, shut the fuck up. HAHAHAHA! OUR CONSOLE IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS! as if size fucking matters.

>like the SeX case and size more like a tower ITX
>like the PS5 controller over the SeX's
god damnit

>the actual ps5 console is black
oh no no no

mogged

holy shit the ps5 is ugly. its kind of hard to tell in the promotional material but here its super obvious. I'm not getting either console as I have a pc but holy SHIT did it even begin for Sonycels?

>join my gang, or else
>you would be wise to join my gang

kek

What a retard design.
>cat sprints around = broken ps5
>dog dogs = broken ps5
>nigger chimps = broken ps5

It does matter if you wanna, I dunno, put it somewhere that isn't the floor

based

It will have to go on the floor next to mine. Won’t fit inside and the tv takes up all the room on top

faggot

Absolute unit

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That's it, I'm waiting for the slim version.

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>having to repeat the same debunked lie again
cope and seethe snoy

Did wittle timmy wake up on the wrong side of the bed today?

what the fuck is that retarded dpad on the xbox
i dont want to have to wrestle with ds5windows when I eventually upgrade but that looks like an even worse 360 dpad

dilate

>getting a ps5

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Why is the shape so damn impractical. I already tell it's gonna be a pain in the ass to handle, grab etc. Not to mention the design

lmao, another retarded Zig Forumstard seething for no reason

>Play game for over an two hours = Melted Xbox

How else are they going to be able to compete? They lie and say its running too hot in the hopes that Microsoft will downclock the system

not the biggest but certainly the heaviest console

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I'm loving this narrative already, god console wars are hilarious

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he put 1 word you mongoloid how is that seethe

>debunked
ahem sweaty i want to see 5 peer reviewed studies and 3 snopes links fact-checking this

PS5 needs to vent out heat like a motherfuck, so the design is probably deliberately engineered to minimize any chance of stacking shit directly next to/on top of it.

>thermals better than ps5
what did he mean by this? Is it that no ps5 game will be longer than 2 hours long?

Blackbros....

>Length vs girth

It's a 4 direction d-pad with the quarter circle connections to make it easier to do quarter circles and shit
The elite controller has the same thing as an attachment

However it's already been established that PS5 runs hotter than Series X so not really something you want to be drawing attention to if you're playing 'console wars'.

>bigger than the original xbox
>weighs 15 pounds
Sure hope that stand works as intended.

why you need a castrated pc?
stupid consoleposter

It's not fair when sony has NASA design their console

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That's clearly just a vcr with a controler in front of it

>That's clearly just a vcr with a controler in front of it

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why do people care what others buy? dont you call everyone retarted, why would you want them gaming with you?

Have to say, as a PCfag, the Xbox is a nice package. If only they released a new one every 2 years, it could be an excellent platform.

PS5 is a behemoth, but it also has all the games I want to play so I'm pretty much fucked.

Standard runtime is 90-120 minutes

Tape games would be fucking hilarious

It's sad that the Xbox series S has missed the opportunity to become the new gamecube.

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