IRL Bosses
IRL Bosses
>you would be wise to join my gang
>Dark souls two gank squad
>boss is seemingly unimposing and harmless at first
>boss is hidden in plain sight before it engages you
>boss puts a curse on you before you can even engage it and if you don't know about it you're fucked
>boss heals you before the battle
>boss steals your girl
based as fuck gutMan
>you kill the boss but his confident underling escapes and becomes boss in next iteration of game
>boss joins your party after you beat them
never thought I'd see a chick who was into fat guys
how is his gut that big when the rest of him isn't
based christmas ham
That's not the only thing about him that's fat
>boss wrecks you so hard you become a woman
Tutorial boss fight
Recurring enemy team
Rival boss fight
Absurdly difficult dual boss
Final boss
Optional superboss
Unfought antagonist who was behind everything
DLC bonus boss
why would someone do this
could be a hernia
if that’s the case his gut is big because all of his organs are falling into the general area
A less dramatic reason is that he simply has weird genetics that cause all the weight he gains to congregate around his stomach
unit
yo wtf
Why are humans like this?
looks like a bunch of NPC's you pick up at the beginning of a mission that can randomly die to the enemies and enviroment. like the USMC grunts or something.
>HEY! w-we are with the resistance! you are the legendary commander guy right? well we are right behind you! lead the way!
>boss has 100-0 combo
I really don't like these
My father has skinny arms and legs but has an enormous gut, same as the guy there but it just reaches his waist (also no tits).
It's because he overeats in short periods or something. He takes massive shits and you can hear moaning trough the entire house.
women are so fucking useless