Why don't you play Horde, user?

Why don't you play Horde, user?

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Because I'm not a hor like you.

Because I must fight for what is right...

because Alliance has void elves.

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her tits look like a ballsack

How do I get women to bend over like this?

I already play a Tauren

Why do you still play WoW? It's a shell of what it used to be.

built for big draenei tongue

threaten to kill them if they don't

Step 1: Go to a city center with a large, lightweight net.
Step 2: Scatter some bird feed onto the pavement.
Step 3: Wait for a bunch of pigeons to show up.
Step 4: Capture the pigeons.
Step 5: Convince a woman to follow you into an enclosed area.
Step 6: Release the pigeons.

She will naturally adopt this pose.

Okay... well sure.

You know what's cool?
Human on Tauren fucking is completely canon in the wowverse.
Dating, sex with and even breeding your Tauren are things that have actually happened in it's own universe. Probably explains Indian humans and shamans and shit.

No really.
There are Tauren that have had a human penis rub and stretch their vaginal walls. Tauren who have undoubtedly had their warm, moist vaginal muscles orgasm and squeeze as it desperately grips and massages a throbbing human cock. Tauren who's entire body have shook in pure orgasmic rapture as they felt their human's cock slide and sink deep inside them as it could go. Tauren who held their human tightly to keep their partner in as they lose themselves to heat and lust. Tauren who have felt the twitch of their human's cock as it shot jet after jet of baby making fluid directly inside them. Tauren who have had globs of human fluid mix with their own juices and felt it all slowly ooze out of them as millions of sperm that shot deep enough inside wiggle and squirm to find the egg of it's hopeful mother.

This is fact, not headcanon or theory.
Tauren canonically have sex with humans. The way it always should be.

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What does blood elf ass smell like?

Literally built for Big Worgen Cock

entrap them in a closed space, threaten them with violence, it may be necessary to allow a period of time to pass to build up the property captor/ captive relationship and develop the necessary passivity or ideally stockholm syndrome so be ready for that

Because Alliance has Night Elves.

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By telling them you support BLM

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this art is terrible

I'm white.

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>horde
>advertises with blood elf
pottery

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Because draenei.

because it got the gay

based

what kind of photoshop job is this

Made for BTC

Just call them sluts. They'll bend over that way to prove that they aren't sluts.

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reminder this is a man
look at the breasts, they're fucking knees

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rent free

"i have 10 million dollars and i'm financially irresponsible and more than willing to prostrate myself and my financial situation for the chance of sex"

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Fuck.

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hot