Family members start adding you on Discord

My sister asked if I could be the cameraman on her only fans. I said yes because I wanted to help her out but it weirds me out basically watching her do soft-core porn.

>friend asks if you have discord
>say yes like a dumbass
>he only uses it to discuss shows and shit
>now appear offline 24/7 when playing games with your online friends so he doesnt try and message me
sigh

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I use discord
It's fine for what it is but the people are horrible

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1. Zig Forums is social media.
2. you will never breed.

>Old high school friend found my shitpost Twitter account

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>Friend wants to connect and talk about stuff
>OH GOD I GOTTA AVOID HIM
Your a bad friend

Do whitoids really?

Honestly there are too many retards who share way too much personal information, so your family might be on to something here

>>Family members start adding you on Discord

Your weird sexy girl cousin DMs she just waxed and moisturized - wanna see? Gotta keep it quiet tho...

I found a friend's from high school furry guro account. I followed them on there and they immediately blocked me on every platform, can't believe they were that embarrassed.

>absolutely bro friend I play vidya with on Steam invites me to a casual gayman Discord server he's part of, make an account and join it because I trust him
>one day after I join a young tranny starts hamming it up about depression while a older tranny comforts >her
>the next day the first one fucking tries to kill >herself and finally exits the server the next day because >she didn't want to "bring over drama"
You guys warned me about Discord trannies and I didn't listen.

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>autistic and drive away every single person that tries to be friends with me because I don't like being annoyed or talked to outside of work I like to be alone and playing singleplayer games
>women are especially annoying with this, have gone through 3 doing this
>let one woman from work add me because she spends 10 minutes bugging me about it on her break
>ignore her for 6 months until she gets a job somewhere else and I now have a legitimate reason to never speak to her again in real life or online
>any guys that have added me respect the mutual silence and only sometimes message about game releases

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I would like to apologize to you on behalf of the trans community. Just because many attention whores are trans does not mean all transgendered people are attention whores. We are not like that and we disown people like that that give us a bad name.

I must be the one to apologize, you'll never be a woman and you'll never pass as one.

>I have never used social media, not even facebook.
>But if I ever have kids you bet your ass I'm signing up to every single platform out there so that my kids learn to avoid them.

You don't know what you're talking about. Teens don't use FB for the very reason you describe. They use SM where you don't have to provide you real identity or verification.

They favour private online get-togethers with their circle of friends, video chat for example.

>staying in contact with your family

goddamn John

I used to think it's bullshit but Discord trannies are actually fucking everywhere in most vidya servers.
Just use the rope and get it over with, the average person dislike trannies and only tolerates you to not look like a "bigot", you'll never look like women.

>Being so underage your parents know what discord is.

I think I spotted a zommer, lads.

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Zoomers have infested every popular board here for a while now.

retard

including you

you got me

>dad find the Zig Forums image reaction folder

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>I'm upset my parents are going to die sooner than these other people and aren't invested in the things I do
must suck dick not growing up playing Halo CE with your parents

>they see my slutty femboy fursona profile picture

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>friend is popular online and owns a 1k member discord server
>invites me to it
>get bombarded with weebs asking me personal questions, chat goes 10 messages per second otherwise, pornsites being posted for some reason
I'm sorry, friend, but your server has the concentrated autism even I'm not willing to touch with a 50 ft pole

>family members create a discord server
>dad creates a NSFW channel

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>Video Games

>mom makes alt-nsfw channel

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>mfw my mom actually found my Zig Forums folder once like a decade ago because I forgot to set file explorer to hide hidden files, whereas my folder was set to hidden
I don't think I had porn since it was the family computer but I had some stuff that picture of the guy wiping his sweat with a rag but as a busty female with erect nipples. She never talked about it.

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What does your friend do to be popular?

What's the point in blocking you if you can just make another account and silently follow him? He'll never know what account it is. It's just an admission of guilt to sperg out like that.