Remember when Kojima adopted an alias and conspired with a top surgeon to reveal head transplants to the world in the...

Would have been funnier if the body just started running around instead.

Thanks doc!

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6511668/

they've done it to rats and chimps but not a human

Don't see anything about the transplant actually being attempted.

people.com/human-interest/valery-spiridonov-head-transplant-backs-out/

Holy fuck

>“I’m happy to say I’m married and I have a beautiful kid now and I’m in charge of my own company.”
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS ABERRATION OF NATURE FIND A WOMAN TO BREED WITH
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He has a wife and kids, what's your excuse?

>Backs Out After Finding Love and Becoming a Dad
why dont you have a girlfriend

Because he's a freak who got notoriety from the press regarding the surgery and turned that into a business for himself and surprise, surprise and a gold digging whore latched on

women are fame hunters. If a man has recieved plenty of coverage it doesn't matter how ugly or deformed he is.

Is Zig Forums the new Zig Forums board for incels? lmfao

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>Recently, the first cephalosomatic anastomosis in a human model was successfully performed, confirming the surgical feasibility of the procedure, but still not the real outcome.
>Full rehearsal of a CSA on two recently deceased human cadavers was performed at Harbin Medical University, Harbin, China.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5705925/

still taller than Destiny

Zig Forums is so sterile now, theres no reason to use it

I can't in good concious play metal gear games anymore. Kojima has blood in his hands.

>Bazinga!

But it wasn't him in the end. They just looked similar

>hehhehe well yeah everyone has blood in their hands
you're not funny

even a small fuckup like a screw bending could fuck up the alignment of the spinal cord

I don't believe anyone could accomplish this on a living person

Corpses. Not living human beings. It might be feasible, but it hasn't been attempted on people, and no one has gone through the procedure and ended up brain dead like someone claimed earlier.

>Kojima shits out one complete blunder after the other for a decade since when he founds his studio, Kojimaproduction, up to 2015
>Publicy claim he is calling it quits with the franchise several times just to force Konami's hands and get a bigger paycheck everytime because of senseless cult of personality of the mgs fanbase.
>In the meantime he casually kills the Castlevania IP with 2 shitty GoW ripoffs
>Culminating his career at Konami with an unfinished game that surpassed 80 million dollars of budget and 5 years of development, and a mess of a storyline.
>It's also a worse Far Cry with somehow worse shooting and pointless shit online and grind/base management tackled on
>B-b-but you don't get it, he never wanted to make those games, evil Konami FORCED HIM to work on those games.
>Let's ignore that he has been vice president of Konami for this whole time
>Advertise a new game as some horror action post apocalyptic third person game
>Starting to look like a delivery sim the more news come in
>Shills in full force yelling how it's totally NOT a walking simulator
>Turns out it really is
>A-akthually yes, but y-you just want another COD...g-g-go back to Fortnite...
>Not even breaking 3 million copies on console after 8 months
>Delivery simulator with no physics for vehicles, the best tactic is Skyrim horse your way to the objective with the bike.
>Somehow he can't spare some of its dozens and dozens and dozens of millions he wasted for Normie Fetus ugly (and mostly mute) mug for giving the total of 3 vehicles you get to drive something open world games had 2 decades ago.
>"B-but art, you just don't get it *Takes a sip of Monster Energy Drink™*
>Literal AA sales figures, 700k copies sold on Steam at launch
>Complete silence on sales for more than half a year
>Kojima humiliating himself insisting proudly how 8+ months after release his "magnum opus", the masterpiece he put so much passion into after being free from the shackles of evil Konami, broke even.

Don't still played Death Stranding you sticknigger

>new

Nigga I ain't reading all of that

I don't even believe they did it in China. It's not like they could check if anyone made a mistake. They just proved that it could be done in 18 hours.
That's literally what I was trying to show in that post.

Oh. I'm retarded.

>the doctor had chapters in his medical journal about the procedure named similar to 'big shell' and 'outer heaven'

I have to admit that was pretty funny, the resemblance was uncanny though.

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