Why are gamers so basic?

Why are gamers so basic?

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>okay this week we'll take a loot at some new data into why you aren't as mentally ill as we are

because they are not degenerates like those in the left

It's just easy bait for views.

Because the average gamer is just a normal person.
And normal people aren't gay, mentally ill, furries, or have taste in weird fucked up women.
Not sure why its so hard for these journos to realize they're only pandering to 1% of the population.

>this RC Baby Yoda waddles around your house like a 50-year old toddler
Aww it's impersonating its owner!

>why you aren't as mentally ill as we are
>Most of the players runs gay romance

>kotaku
Where the fuck do you get off

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>normal thing is predictably the most popular thing
>"NOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE A DEGENERATE"

Why are """""""""""""""journalists"""""""""""""" always like this?

BREAKING NEWS: Normal white men are attracted to normal white women

>And normal people aren't gay
But the article complains about the fact that the most romanced character in the game is white man. I mean, even if you romanced him as girl, you are still dude...so that kinda counts as gay.

>Because the average gamer is just a normal person
So liberal?

There's been nothing normal about being a liberal since 2010. Now every normal person is called a nazi for believeing there's only two sexes.

HOL IT
people are actually playing this shit?

Yes. Gale is beautiful woman indeed.

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there are two sexes, but infinite genders?

He said NOT gay or mentally ill

I haven't really looked at this game since it just struck me as Mass Effect Fantasy Edition, wearing divinity's skin like some kind of shitty game skinwalker but let me review the options blind.

>shadowheart, white elf girl
seems pretty vanilla, I bet she's 'spicy' in the annoying way
>Astarion
Looks like an old queen stepped into his renaissance wizard cosplay. Probably the most interesting
>Lae'zel
Hopefully this woman traded her nose for some good pussy. I'd probably pick this because im degen
>Wyll
Being black explains the spelling I guess
>Minthara
Looks like Astarion got stretched into blueberry taffy ngl

These all suck ass, including Gale who looks like everyone's Gary Stu OC.

I want BG2 back. Angel pussy.

She-boon who wrote the article is mad that the most popular character from that game happens to be white human male instead of someone more "interesting" than him. For example, pic related.

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Goblin path is the only true path.

Yeah i can vouch, I'm GoatGender

Were talking about gamers here so it’s probably like 99% of their readership.

ok

Once again this porch bitch chimes in with her hot take about this game race-baiting for clicks.

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>Shadowheart is follower of an evil God, but she comes half-assed in being evil. Basically Shar larper at best. She is tsundere of this game.
>Astarion is mix of Zevran and Fenris. Basically a slave to vampire whose entire backstory comes down to him being in vampire's rape dungeon for 200 years, and being mad about it. However, instead of bitching about it like Fenris, he disguises his salt about it by acting like mega pervert instead.
>Lae'zel is githyanki. If you don't know what they are: race of sadistic evil cunts whose entire lore is that they are fucked up. She lives up to it. Basically closest you will get to truly evil party member. Though, there are hints now and then that you can perhaps soften her in the future.
>Wyll is a fraud. He represents himself as a hero to the people. In reality, he got BTFO by goblins and lost his eyes. Was so assblasted that he made a deal with lowly succubus just so he can have power to BTFO goblins back after they raped him.
>Minthara is just chaotic bitch. She is just evil.
>Gale is nice wizard dude, although too much sketchy. He knows far too much. Comes out of nowhere and seems friendly. Which is odd since this ea is meant to be test for evil path and companions that you get are meant to represent that. He is also undead who is a walking bomb, though you only find out that bit if he dies.
There you have it.

I think Shadowheart has been brainwashed to be a Shar follower. Her stats are kind of weird for a shar cleric and followers of Shar are known to do such things to Selune followers.

>Yeah i can vouch, I'm GoatGender

I can back this up. I'm an air-gender. Everything changed the day the dilation attacked.

>second BG3 journo nigress shilling for clicks on Zig Forums

How about instead of taking that data to chastise your playerbase you use it to cater to them instead?

>still no lizard race
>still can't romance a kobold or dragonkin
all choices are bad

>gays and straight females choose BWC and ignore the nigger
WTF, Zig Forums?!? You told me they couldn't be based!!

There are unused lines for Dragonborn race, as well as half-orc one. Although, it is unknown when ea will add them.

Who gave this fucking baboon a computer?

arent the options for the character creator in Baldurs gate 3 pretty limited though? I could be wrong but i recall a video i watched about it and the guy said the character creator kinda sucked.

if thats the case, i dont blame people just going with default

Why are people getting upset that average represents the average?

Because when you apply that to black people

That's because BEC was off-limits for them.

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Not people. The developers are upset. They made the default as far away from white human male as they could, but players still went through the trouble. This got on their nerves because obviously they wanted to brag about how progressive they are by putting their thumb on the scale but it backfired.