ITT: Characters women will never understand

ITT: Characters women will never understand

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I wonder, is there any country besides France and Poland where people view Napoleon in positive light?

If only he was a few inches taller, women could've understood him.

A portion of Canada

Right, Quebec would make sense.

The Emperor brought the light of Reason to Europe.

By force.

Had he won, he would have been the greatest 'hero' since Alexander. His only sin was losing. And entrusting his cavalry to imbeciles.

my heart, the one good frenchman to ever exist and he's exiled.

Napoleon the Great

I think he was based too, but I'm a Pollack and we even shill him in our anthem, so I wanted to know how he's viewed in other countries. It's obvious he'd be liked in France too and that Coalition countries would hate him, but there are other places that I've no idea how he's viewed in.

>light of reason
Nu-male egotistical liberal atheist bullshit

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Why didn't he win bros.

He's admired in anglo Canada too just not as much

Interesting. Why would that be the case when Brits were the reason Coalition wars happened in the first place and Napoleon was the reason why the US was able to start War of 1812?

>napoleon
>good

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Greece, France is probably the only "northern" country the majority of the population likes

Imagine winning 5 wars in a row pretty much alone against the whole Europe. This guy was an absolute madlad.

>and then I made G*rmany smaller

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I KNEEL

DO IT AGAIN BOMBER NAPOLEON

perfidious as always

LINDY NO

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Thank you muslims for awakening France again. I pray they finally finish what they started.

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In the 1800's entire columns of Frenchmen marched to certain death shouting Vive L'Empereur! Vive L'Empereur! Vive L'Empereur! as they crashed against Russians, Austrians, Prussians, Anglos, and any else who dared stand as an enemy of the revolution. They died by the thousands believing in the justness of their cause; they died believing in him. The revolution was of course a crock of shit, and the miserable alliance of mutants, proto-ancoms, bourgeois liberals, and self-styled autocrats manipulating the agitated and gullible masses made a predictable mess of things, butchering hundreds of thousands in the name of some glorious cause. The directorate wasn't much better, but at least it was "stable" and stuffed some of the most outrageous "reforms".

Napoleon isn't "based" because of some atheistic bullshit. He's based because he was an extremely talented and intelligent man who evaluated the political landscape, manipulated those who saw him as a simple stooge into raising him to power, and then used his personal charisma and deeds to rally a proud but much beleaguered nation into nearly dominating Europe once again. The man was a legend the likes of which we rarely see on this earth. About the only thing I can really fault him is the shittier parts of the Napoleonic Code placing the burden of innocence on the accused.

Napoleon deserves his own genre of video games.

>t.

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Germany. Sure, the Prussian aristocracy hated him, but it's not like they're around any more.

Women can never understand Chad Warden

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>rally a proud but much beleaguered nation into nearly dominating Europe once again
And in doing so making it worse through all the horrible aspects of the revolution you just mentioned.

Having talent is commendable if you use it for good. Napoleon didn't. The Royalist rebels were far more based than Napoleon was.

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Women are only good for sucking dick after all.

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Basé mon négre

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That is still the best Total War Trailer