Never have nintendo consoles growing up

>never have nintendo consoles growing up
>always hear how superior nintendo games are, especially 3d mario
>finally get a chance to play them all without messing with emulation
>play and enjoy all the 2d games
>finally get to play 64
>it's terribly aged garbage
>hard to believe it was ever good to begin with
>crash bandicoot had better controls and a functioning camera
>so did tomb raider
>beat 64, start sunshine
>even worse
>graphics are cool but the controls are somehow even worse
>fludd mechanics are so godawful it's not even funny
>constantly run into bugs and glitches like you'd find on steam shovelware

People are telling me galaxy is better but I honestly struggle to believe that
Think I can sell this garbage and break even come march?

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>old games don't play well anymore
Wow

Yeah but there's games from the same age that play better

>>crash bandicoot had better controls and a functioning camera
>>so did tomb raider
Bait
>>beat 64, start sunshine
>>even worse
>>graphics are cool but the controls are somehow even worse
>>fludd mechanics are so godawful it's not even funny
>>constantly run into bugs and glitches like you'd find on steam shovelware
This is factual though Sunshine is garbage

>>crash bandicoot had better controls and a functioning camera
and a worse level design, and worse gameplay, also it's barely a 3D game.
snoys are truly a braindead race

>Bait
Things that happen in mario 64 but don't happen in tomb raider and crash bandicoot
>you can't see the target of your jump
>you slide off the level and get instakilled for brushing against a sloped surface on the opposite side of a bottomless pit
>the item you're looking for is not visible because of very small drawing distance

*sniff*

Fee fi do figger
I smell a Sony nigger

>and a worse level design, and worse gameplay, also it's barely a 3D game.
And it's more fun than mario 64 for a casual playthrough
Unless you want to devote dozens of hours into mastering (unnecessary) movement tricks, all the depth 64 has is useless

Crash doesn't even have momentum physics and all the levels are actual corridors.

Sometimes less is more

This however is not one of those times.

Disagree. Open levels don't work properly because of camera and draw distance issues. Momentum physics add useless depth and plenty of frustration.

Get better at video games.

Nice canned reply bro, I beat 64 just fine

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Clearly not based on your whining. Stick to simpler games like Crash.

oh it's the mongoloid who insists depth is "unnecessary", figures

>but the controls are somehow even worse

I'm baffled people think this shit

mario is insanely more responsive and tight to control in sunshine then in 64, it;s a huge fucking improvement

>momentum physics

Are a meme and just make games control like shit

>Are a meme and just make games control like shit
Git. Gud.

sunshine > galaxy > 64.

>how superior nintendo games are, especially 3d mario
Only a complete braindead nintenkiddie could say something this retarded. It's your fault for believing it OP.

Mario 64 is excellent and people having problems with it are either retarded or posturing for internet points with "um actually... it's bad... you sheeple?.
Mario Galaxy is excellent.
Mario Sunshine is hot fucking unfinished garbage.

Zoomer cubekiddie hands typed this post.

dilate

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Bought a switch a few weeks ago. Bought smash bros. Game was complete ass. The switch is complete ass. Not worth $300. It is a children's toy. Nintendo fags should neck themselves for supporting that company,

Yeah I don't get it either, Odyssey was probably the first rock solid 3D Mario, period. That is, from a modern perspective. There are few examples of 3D platforming that aren't deeply flawed.

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You should neck yourself for crying like a bitch and being bad at video games like a dumb nigger.

banjo was always better

born '92, cry more. The Wii was gimmicky shit and had garbage controls, but 64 is just damn archaic. Also, Odyssey > all of them.

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>but 64 is just damn archaic
Terrible at video games detected.

>muh smash
maybe play a fighter that is actually entertaining, like Skullgirls?
also,
>buys a console
>plays single game
>gives up
kys consoomer.

Can we just agree that most switch games are only worth playing when you're on a long flight